h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Being out on the roads this time of the year don't make you more friendly towards . There are more of them than food for them, so they walk the main roads, charging the cars... they don't win usually, and their owners get paid a lot in compensation...

If any other cattle causes an accident the owner is held responsible

My brother-in-law used to go into the hills around his house and shoot deer. We enjoyed venison mincemeat pie one Christmas .

cars should stay away from the hunting grounds of hungry

My mom once made a venison sauerbraten that was delish!

Just beware of deer that have been trained in the use of shotguns

it's their constitutional right in the US, init?

Then hunting might *finally* be a sport! And I don't just mean for the Vice President's hunting companions..

I'd want to keep shotguns away from my house--far, far away.

better locked away in your house than cheney's, i'd say

*nods sagely*

Pierce is right.

Pierce is always right!

Hellooooo my little chiclettes!!!

How's everyone been? I've missed you all! and my password...

i for one missed you more than i missed your password

Speak for yourself.. she uses the same password for her hootoo express card... my wardrobe has been lacking since you lost it..

We missed you very much Michele! AR1 was asking about you in the thread from my last journal entry.

Michele, dear, you left us with some real cliffhangers--the new job(s), the activities of your daughter, the attempt to become a model....

all you need is a photographer, dear

When you're a size two, photographers line up, no effort needed on your part.

Of course when you're the size of two it's the men with harpoons that do so.

I don't think we know anybody who fits that description, Batty.

I'm working on it anyway... after the holidays PC and I practically needed our own zipcode..