h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll drink to that!

Being wrong is not that big a deal....

I once thought I was wrong but I was mistaken..

I thought you were Miss Batty

i had a badge that read "alfred e. neuman for president" once. and guess what: i bought it in sweden must have been 1967

Yay!

Vote Alfred E. Neuman!

...must be much better than the present one anyway

"What? Me worry?"

indeed

i recall now there was a bumper sticker in said magazine as well, reading 'what me worry' in red, blue and white

Speaking of the present idiot in charge I saw the perfect bumper sticker... It had a picture of Dubya and just two words "American Terrorist".

that's eloquence for you

My other favorite is slighly more succinct. It is the standard round one that just had a W on it - only with a red circle and line through it..

I think we're slowly following the late U.S.R. down the drain to oblivion . With cheering crowds lining the tunnel.

sure seems that way... I remember when Bush was appointed I just shook my head and thought "I hope he doesn't blow this whole world to itty bitty bits".

no worries whatsoever, we'll just ignore him

...or ask the Mayans to remove the bad energy

"We will burn incense, place flowers and water in the area where Mr. Bush has walked to clean out the bad energy,"
http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKN0930522920070310

why are there flowers and incense floating in the potty?

*attempts to give dubya a twirly* that'll clean up his karma!

Would giving him a wedgie help?

Poor Laura, alone.

Given what she's forced to sleep with she may not mind... she may even give him that wedgie herself...