h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But there's nothing fatal about a wedgie. It's not hard to imagine a few times when she's thrown a few dishes around in wrath. A few heated arguments, followed by avoidance...

I don't know... a wedgie done with enough force..

nah, no vital organs there

if any

that and his head is in the way...

good.. so far for politics; the dinosaure is back, so discussion topics need no longer be limited to idiots trying to destroy planets.

I wonder what drinking a few of these would do to me?

yesss, down with drink!

right.. so what more is new? you'll not try and tell me that you've been discussing politics while I was away..

Well... what's new... hmmmm....

Oh yes! We intalled the dinosaur massage therapy room!

Is this massage therapy going to be administered *by* dinosaurs, or *to* dinosaurs?

i would be flattered if a dinosaur offered me a thai massage

wait - did i say flattered

i meant flattened...

the Dinosaur Massage Therapy room!!! !!! s all around

* strips and disappears behind the door marked "DMT" *

* a lot of noise is heard from behind the door *

Ooooh! Babette is obviously giving the masseur a workout!

I'm glad Babette is leading an exciting and stimulating life .

* door opens .. *

.. a good masseur, healthy and a good condition. He's on sick leave now, expect him back in a week or so

ah, so you went easy on him, did you?

you are getting softer every day, kiddo

Just a sick leave...? What happened to your primal carnivore instincts, Babette?

Oh dear... I haven't had one of my household staff eaten since that incident in the early days with Fitzhugh and Michele's goyles..

no, I thought I might need another massage in some time, Dragonqueen.. so I only nibbled a bit

you only nibbled a bit?

wasn't that the exact same excuse we got from your uncle T Rex shortly before we had to hire a new gardener?