h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't you just love tickles? Warm baths can tickle in quite another way.

Altho nursie Arrietty sez - Our bodies are 90+ water so drink it and be in it. Only you can know how best you like it.

In Chinese astrology, I am a Water Dragon. I adore oatmeal baths myself. Or scented oil. mmmmmmm

errrm i had a bath last week....

is this the wrinkled stocking thread?

In Western Astrology, I'm a Taurus. In Chinese astrology, I'm a rat.
My arch-enemy is the .

That makes two of us, Paul.

My ex-husband is a , might explain a lot

I'm allergic to ex-husbands..

Are you allergic to any ex-husband in particular?

not to me she aint

well yeah... mostly mine..

I didn't know you had an ex-husband, Batty.

ah.. ex husbands .. do ex partners count as well? I have five of those no ex husband though.

5 you must be even younger than i thought

I'm allergic to one of them

I have plenty of ex-something-or-others around.. only one I was dumb enough to actually marry though..

ah, yes.. well.. marrying Bob wasn't the dumbest thing I did

no, I'll not tell about the dumb things I did

how very smart of you

I wish I had had better judgement back then.. but then I didn't know any dinosaurs either..

what? you would have married Bob? too late, he's mine

you past is your destiny, live with it

some parts of the past had better stay away from my destiny