h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hmm. might need a bigger BBQ then....

not necessarily. i understand she is of a petite breed

but she may still be tasty

Yeah but I have a feeling Bob might have something to say about that...

It's considered bad form for one human to eat another human.

Since a chicken is technically a dinosaur, give or take 40 or 50 million generations, it must seem strange for either one to contemplate eating the other. That's all I'm saying. Pork,
lamb, and beef come from nonhuman mammals, not human ones.

so when babette says 'all men are pigs' it is a truth with moderation?

... a chicken is related to a dinosaur like a pig is related to a human now some men ... well, let's not go that route now.

as for the question whether I'm tasty or not .. .. I guess that depends on the technique you're using I never had complaints.

I know Penny the Wonder Chicken is quite something when up against a dim-witted dalmation, but somehow I imagine she's smart enough to not pick a fight with a dino..

Babette, I have no intention of finding out how you taste.

ah, does that mean I escaped the bbq or something else?

prolly both

well.. so this must be my lucky day then .. ??

dunno. why don't you ask bob?

I did. and it was.

but I got some sleep after all

we all need our rest after certain types of entertainment...

well, yes. males do so I noticed

oui, le petite morte

ah .. is that what you call it? It seems to be a bit like "lay back and sleep".

yeah, guess you are right

dead people don't snore