h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, it must be the stress that did it. Holidays are stressful. Or maybe you're trying to recuperate from heartache of some kind, The best treatment for that is a big, juicy steak, followed by soaking in a hot tub and drinking your best Scotch in large quantities. Then you sleep for a day. The fat, alcohol, and lack of exercise will not make you thin, regardless of any other effects they have on you.

*giggles* you're telling this to a girl, who in her younger days, judged the seriousness of a relationship by how much chocolate Haagen Dazs it took to get over it..

Tell me more.

makes a lot of sense to me

friend of mine judged the quality of pot by how many people he felt were chasing him...

Oh my!

Not sure I'd willingly take anything that made me think people were chasing me..

It would depend on what they were chasing you *for*, wouldn't it?

Daisy Mae was always chasing Li'l Abner, which thoughts of in her mind.

The FBI is chasing Whitey Bulger so they can lock him away, at the very least....

Like PC chasing me with a jar of Nutella and Montmarancie cherry juice?

Okay, Batty, maybe in that case you'd have reason to

she may have the reason, but not the urge

I think both reason and urge would make me ...

straight to the bedroom!

If that's what turns you on, PC is probably chasing you for benevolent reasons.

the poor guy is bound to get diabetes2 soon

hopefully not too benevalent..

"hopefully not too benevalent"

As you wish....

In a couple weeks, you can all be as mad as March hares.

and in a few weeks as soggy as April showers..

doesn't take neither march nor april to make us mad and soggy

*giggles*

That makes me think of a stack of Mad Magazines left out in the rain .