My Page

Constantly Under Complete and Part Construction, Deconstruction and Reconstruction!

This page should be viewed in Classic Goo
Its not Goo if it's not inBlue

Who am I?

Well, quite obviously I am a:
I guess telling you what I do would be a good start. I am a graduate from Sheffield University.
and working in Sheffield at a Telecommunications company. Hmm, now what else? My age? That would be 24 (which is no longer half of 42) and this is my Other Account which I opened when I forgot the password to this one.

I am also an ACE so if you are in need of any assistance, don't be afraid to ask me or any of the other ACE's in the list.

Right,that will do for now. If you get inquisitive, just ask me.

Things to do

Visit 42 to see the myth of 42 by Argon0. You can also find people willing to help get yor researcher number to add up to 42!
Mine is:

1*57+2-9-8 = 42

(1+5)x7x(2-[9-8])=42

I am also the keeper of Complaints and Baked Beans on Toast. I'm also now the keeper of the Scripts for the Questions Only thread. Visit Keepers to request your keeper honour from Galaxy Babe.

I want a ? smiley

  _  __ _
 / /|_ \\ \ 
/ /  / / \ \ 
\ \  |_| / /
 \_\ (_)/_/

Star-sign Poll@Smiley Racing@Car Club@THE FLAT CAP AND MUFFLER SPORTS AND SOCIAL CLUB@University List@h2g2Roll of Honour@Researchers Birthdays@Super Hero

I have also adopted Dizzy for the spectrum cause it was sooooooooo cool! To adopt an almost extinct video game click on the link below.

Places to go

Also some interesting and useful pages in the guide are:

h2g2 Statistics - keeps you up to date on where the most recent postings have been taking place as well as who is posting the most.

Your Conversation List - will take you to your own conversations

My links - for my own benefit but feel free to follow.

Smileys - here you can find out exactly how to use all those lovely Smileys like . Cool.

You will have to look a bit harder to find these ones:

A Smiley tea pot

An upside down smiley - poss one of our southern hemisphere researcher's smileys

Dunno what is happening here

Square smiley

Borg smiley

So Long, And Thanks For Laughing has Jokes, jokes and more jokes, and More Smileys will take you to Bluebottle's page for some alternative Smileys.

Would you like to play a cool game?
Would you like to play a game which will regularly have you in stitches?
Will it occasionally have weird stuff in?
Moreso when 2legs is on?
Will it also make you sometimes go awwwwww?
Will it change the way you talk to everybody?
Will every bloody thing that comes out of your mouth start becomeing a bloody question?
Were we not the 1st to reach 10,000 posting in a single post?
And also the 1st to reach 20,000?
Was it not a mad 5 hours that we managed it in?
Did we not beat the almighty No No No thread who were 700 posts ahead only the day before?
Do you fancy it?
If so, will you go to
Whose Line is it Anyway - A (not so) temporary Home and click on Questions Only?
Will you also find the Haiku's are good fun?

These links will take you straight there

Questions Only
Questions Only 2

The all new h2g2 Dictionary

• Gamoosh – A filling snack made by taking a tin of tuna and a jar of mayonnaise. Mix the tuna with a moderate amount of mayo. Then carefully spread on a large slice of bread on top of which slices of cucumber are carefully placed. Then cover the original slice, spread with tuna (mixed with a moderate amount of mayo), along with some carefully placed slices of cucumber, with another slice of bread. And I call this exciting new meal Gamoosh.

• Indentation – The process of being put in Detention at school (or so I thought when I was 9).

• Biggly – To really go all out to do something. Eg. He cocked that up biggly.

• Disconknockerate – To beat up in a fun sort of way. Very similar to “I’ll bang both your heads together” a mother might say to her arguing children “be quiet or I’ll Disconknockerate you”.

• Nakedity – A state of being usually when naked.

• Embiggening - Who knows? From The Simpsons.

• Cromulent – Same as above.

• Mufflewhump – According to POD is anything that you want it to be, but always something pleasant.

• Volumatic – eg that girl's hair is very volumatic!

• Tryotic - When something is very trying, it can be described as being tryotic.

• Bungleoid - A term used to describe someone, for example, "He is such a Bungleoid".

Other Stuff

UnOfficial h2g2 Lurker

To get one of these cool Lurker badges, click Here. I Lurk.

This is my friendly who occasionally visits my page. He is, as yet, not named so if anybody has any ideas, hit the discuss button below. ANDROKTONE thinks it should be called Alan the alien and Roadkill suggested Oliver. Any opinions?

Last updated 18/01/03

Going so soon? Why not leave a message?

Latest Messages

Conversations

Subscriptions

Friends

• Pandora...Born Again Tart
• 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...
• Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still)
• Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)
• Existential Elevator

See all Friends

Followers

• Pandora...Born Again Tart
• 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...
• Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still)
• Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE)
• Eddie Thor

See all Followers

Bookmarks

This user has no Bookmarks

See all Bookmarks