h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

One other thing, have you ever noticed how rediculas naked people look any way.

Emily, you should be the worried one, you're the pseudovamp/necro. We're worried about your state of mind not your looks.
Everyone is ugly, everyone is Beautiful.

You don't know how true that is. Could we possibly keep off the subject of my state of mind?

Thank you.


It dawned on me today that *everyone* is convinced I'm insane...

Not insane, just weird.
Welcome home

I am insane and proude of it
(why else would I be working at 3:27am and going to colladge all the next day)
Although if you are going to call some one weird you need to have normal so whats normal?

"The thing is not to drive yourself crazy in the attempt not to go crazy. You may as well give in and save your sanity for later"

Ford Prefect

*or at least something like that - my memory is fading*

Hehehe How did I *know* there was a quote coming from Hitchhiker's? Well done Pierce, there's breakfast in your hut....

Thanx, babe! You beeing so sweet who needs sugar for his breakfast-coffee?

You're welcome, Pierce.
There's a party going on in the Bar, bring a present & card for Courtney, please? It's her birthday....

My Two Cents

Seems to me from reading the backlog that there are two instances where losing one's virginity can be a positive experience 1. When education leading up to it is honest and open 2. When your partner is more experienced than you

The first criteria seems to be missing in UK (or is that just my perception of this thread?) I got a wonderful sex education from about 6 upwards, with parents who supported the shcool's efforts and were never prudish about it. My mum was the one who told me it hurts at first, but if you are relaxed and treated well it's a *good* kind of hurt. I think when the build up is too great (like those school boys tales in the lunch yard - "yeah, we did it all night, and it was brilliant") raises the bar too high and leads to inevitable disappointment.

Picking someone with more experience than you is harder ("Hi, erm, how many times have you had sex, and can you fax me references"...) But if you are in luck, WOW

Happily, my first time (at 18) had both elements, but someone else said your first time is only that - your first time, there will be many others. And I agree.

And remember, girls - foreplay is the most important element, not penetration (especially for the first time)

Emily, I don't think you are weird or crazy.
We all like what we like. Nothing else matters. (As long as it isn't children.) If you find someone that likes the same things as you then it is perfection. Rapture. And a bloody good shag.

Mina is right, you know. The only limitation to personal freedom is the freedom of others. Who said that? Friederich, king of Prussia - would you believe it?

Hehehe
Well they say you learn something new every day....
Who said that?
I just did!
Thanks Pierce...

RE: Bodies

I left the younger woman, with the flat belly and the small waist, and bit bouncy breasts for an older woman with small boobs and scars, who is a bit chunky and broad...

Moral of this story... I didnt love the first one, I did love the second one - body has nothing to do with it AT ALL....

Personality is what attracts you to someone, not physical appearance.

I have been with women of all shapes and sizes, and what put me of some of them was thier attidudes not how they looked... I only become lovers with people I can be good friends with, even if its brief.

The net is good in this way - you can learn someones personality before you are biased by thier appearance... age doesnt matter (unless you are taking the piss), looks dont matter, race and creed dont matter.... and certainly a bit of "menopausal fat" doesnt matter, if you are a GOOD and LIKEABLE person.

Andy xx

Well spoken!

Did you have too much coffee today

Thanks Pierce.... but.... actaully I havent had ANY coffee today?!?

Yes, I know its shocking and I will be doing what I can to correct this unfortunate situation ASAP...

I have to goto the super market and do a bit of "panic buying" ("Gimme 50 jars of Nescafé STAT!") LOL

Back soon....

Just don't eat it all at once!

TCK, I know what you were trying to say, but I think you could make a few less of the personal remarks about people. It's not nice and I think you are better than that.

I'm sorry if anyone took that posting the wrong way, but I was just trying to say that:

Love and personality should conquer all, and nothing else should matter.