h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Actulary I dont lump every one in the same boat that is why I use some people allot. Most of my best friends are whimen and I sher the cost with some while the others expect me to pay. Ireally dont mind paying but what I do mind is the fact that they then try to convice me that we are equil even though I pay for every thing sort out lifts sort out where we are going moast of the time and basically do all the work.

Well then, the only thing I can think is you must be getting SOMEthing out of the deal

No not really but every lad thinks I am and the look on there faces is great.

Two things: one, Pan hit the nail on the head in one of her earlier posts: PEOPLE are dysfunctional for a number of reasons. You mustn't generalize individual's problems into "fems are this" or "males are that." There are good guys and bad whimen (I actually rather like that spelling - it goes nicely as in "whine, whimen, and song"), and vice versa. One of the problems people have had throughout all time is being able to distinguish their own shortcomings from problems created for them by their societies. There are both, of course. I have two well-adjusted daughters, and I take partial credit for them.

Two, Pan, will you go out with me? I happen to LOVE women, AND I tend toward the cheap side. I have absolutely no objection to anyone picking up the bill if they really want to.

Bob, have you looked into DAM, (Mothers Against Dyslexia)? Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic? He lies awake at night wondering if there is a DOG.

Anyway, I came here wondering how to make a smiley face and - see how easily I'm distracted?

Found it:

Or, did I?

All them dislexic organiseations give you sheets asking you to spell because three thousand times and basically piss me off.
If where reading everything you would know that I dont label people I just dont like hypocrits.

Mow lern to do this one

Hello Pete, nice to meet you. In order to pay, I'd have to do the asking <---- you make that one by hitting the semi-colon the lower case - and the shift & make ) The smile & the rest are done much in the same way pick the 'eyes' i.e. : ; then the nose, must always punch the nose - - - As for the lauging face do the : - & then the capital P = There is a place on the front of h2g2 that shows all types of tricks & how to make yourself seem artistically inclined. Have a look 'round, a smart fellow like yourself won't have a bit of trouble!....................... Way to go with the daughters!
Hmmmm...Pandy is wondering if Pete has a nice black tie outfit? Because when This whomin takes a gentleman on their first date, it MUST be a black tie affair, so she can wear her slinky best. Just don't go expecting a salad picking lady...when 'I' go to dinner It's; snap those crab legs honey & keep the martinis flowing!

Now that sounds familler. I wonder if every whomam on earth has a black dress I mean I have not met one thas doesent.

Who said the dress is black? Tis the man who dresses in black. Not that I don't have my share of black dresses...I tend to go between 'peach', when I'm feeling coey. And RED when I'm feeling sexy. The black tends to make my (very) long raven hair go unseen. I like to be seen

I did not say you where planing on where ing a black dress it was just a general statement. Where do you live any I would love to meet you (thats all of you) because you all sound like a good laugh I think we should go and get drunk together some time. (Tell me to sut up if it is a bad idea of corse.)

I don't even tell my DOG to shut up!!!
It's not a bad idea...just not possible, unless we all took a trip to the same place. I live in the USA...in Ohio, right near lake Erie. If you look at a map there's a...V...shape on the lake, points right to my house. My road ends there, or starts, depending if you're coming or going And from where do you hail?

Oridanly irland but I moved to liverpool when my sister was born. Ther where extream complications and all the spechalists are at Alderhay childres hospital (in liverpool) so we moved. Dam another state to visit I am going to need more cash I am alredy visating people in tree states if I can ever get enough ony but I am definatly going to do it even if it takes me three years of traveling and god forbid I have to begmy perants for mony but I will get there eventually.

Pandora, i believe that you hit the nail right on the head! When i first replied my girlfriend was being a little hard to handle. So of course i would come across a little rough. But you are correct about stereotyping, and all it is true. I believe in an equal system, but with everything else in life it is easier to be the jerk, and say things like barefoot and pregnant. I welcome the female population to the workforce and hey who knows they might pay off with ideas like thinking outside the nine dots. Sexual harrasment now, well that is a hard obstacle to tackle. Some woman look really really good so of course there is going to be some type of attraction. Being a male i honestly have three or four fantasies a day(really good ones). Besides the fantasies i think about intercourse with different girls alot. I am not supporting the harrasment, i am just saying as a male we need to find new ways to communicate or make a pass without causing hurt feelings or discomfort. I do not believe in putting a woman on the spot, for instance sleep with me and the promotion you want is yours. I work for a institution for higher learning and believe me this place is filled with females. Of course i am only twenty-five and yes my hormones still can get the best of me. You are correct about all the eggs in one basket, the world is full of females with different personalities. Let's shange the subject, how about all you ladies tell us guys what you think about on a day to day basis?-------------------NOW THAT IS A TOPIC WORTH CHATTING ABOUT-----------------------------smile. It will brighten up your day. Whatcha think?

That's an easy one for me! I think about, men, travel, money and kittens, not necessarily in that order
True story about sexual woes at work...my boss said he'd pay my CEU's
(continuing ed. units) in another State as long as I taught him what I learned too. Good deal, same as we'd always had. Then he says to me as
the time to go approached, since I know you don't have the money to go to the seminar, you'll have to (I'll clean it up a bit) go out to dinner with me & 'screw' me! So, I agreed. The night of the "big" event rolled around. At dinner he gave me the tickets. Bought me a huge meal...I filled up on salad & took the rest home for lunch the next day...lobster & crab cakes...yummy, but I digress. When we got back to his office, located next to his home, he tried to hand me the house key so I could go ahead in while he parked his car. I told him I didn't need the keys as I would be leaving for home now. He shouted, "But you agreed to screw me!" I said, "That's right." And whilst closing his car door, smiled sweetly & said, "You're screwed!"

Brillyant I am so imprssed you handeld that amasingly. If it was me I proberbly would have killed the basterd (not that that sort of thing is likly to happen to me for obvas reasons) I now am going to make more of an effort to get mony just so I can bye you a drink that really deservs one.

Well thank you Bob Paintron saint of weird statements! There's much more power in self control than doing what your impulse tells you to do! MUCH MORE POWER

Does anybody know a relationship where both the parties are equal? With ALL my friends who are either married or in long-term relationships, one of the parties is very tempermental and demanding while the other is submissive and eager to please. All the kind, caring, married men I know have wives who are complete nightmares (bitches). Whilst all the married women I know who are devoted, caring, sweet-tempered wives are married to absolute b******s.

What I want to know is - is the husband submissive because his wife is such a bitch, or did she abuse his already good-nature a become more and more demanding because she could get away with it?

Similarily, are the submissive wives submissive because their husbands are such b******s, or did their husbands become b******s because their wives were so tolerant and good natured?

Either way everybody is loosing out and everybody is miserable. Why in relationships do people always abuse someone elses good nature?

My ex had a theory that it was to do with our animal instinct - evolution constantly asks us to survive or die (even in this modern world) so we are genetically programmed to exploit others weaknesses.

I think! But she was a scientist.

Again with the 'everyone'!!! My hubby is a quiet sort of fellow, very hard to anger...and I NEVER demand a thing from him! I'm sure our divorce will be very pleasant!

Perhaps you never have to demand anything from him because he always gives you everything - if he stopped giving, might it be a different story?

(p.s. Does he have a brother?)