h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This was going to be a right smutty post but I thought better of it.

Anybody want to spread my Marmite?



Dagnabbit I wish this place had normal smileys!

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Tsk, tsk. Such piety, (reads like pie eating). Really do have to go, thanks for being such fun everyone. Catch you later, may be you can get this thread back on track and sensible.

Roymondo, I hate to disappoint you, but I cant stand Marmite... they say you love it or hate it, I hate! Mind you, it's good flavouring in tiny amounts for things like gravy... Or in a risotto...

I just got another Email... From the person who replied to my... 'add' climey... theres a new one

filth! Filth and disgusterousness! Lucky git

Hoh yus... Actually... Even I w am wondering if its a good... hang on... cause its a good idea just hope we can meet up soon to try out some of these suggestions we've been at on the Emails

You're as bad as me... Actually no, you're much, much better You work much faster!

I can do slow too... honest ...

I'm sure you can... If you're forced

Oh my Bob! Blimey, kripes, I gotten another reply to my 'add' how odd. and this time... oh well... its nice to be.... sort after and I was being so sensible just before as well, I bought some stuff online... really boring household type things... not interesting or entertaining or fun things... just boring things for the house Its like busses... you wait for ages and then they all come at once... I mean come along at once... I think

i just like to say that my penis is laying to
the left its fast a sleep so be careful not to wake it

Haaaa! You poor thing, what you gonna do? *sigh* struggle on eh? Push on through? Stand firm? Remain upright in the face of adversity?

holy BoB... another two replys to my add kripes jeepers gosh and golly I didnt' realise there were quite so many people round ease parts interested in .... blimey

I'm not interested, 2legs, so not one of the many!
I have a senile penis, it keeps wandering off, gets confused about where it's supposed to be, and doesn't know what to do when it gets there.

You poor thing, you're going to be QUITE worn out! Somehow I doubt you'd appreciate being rescued though

I think most men have a semi-senile penis

You'd scare me, all those leather belts, silk string etc. I definately will die a lonely old virgin then. I'm semi something, just odd, me thinks, mind on cloud base nine I'm told.

You think the leather belts are scarey? What about the clamps, weights, leather paddles, canes, and riding crops? actually they just are scary sometimes.... From the angle at which I normally have to look at em anyhow Mind, there is something to be said for a good blindfold or leather mask

ermm... I've met one or two schitzophrenic penii... (is that the correct plural of penis? I tend to think anything that would end 'ises' must be a variation on 'ii' or 'aie'... Octopaie, Platipii?)

Try Piety.