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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Jun 10, 2007
Sooooooo much! I adore you, fairer sex . Though frankly, with my love life think I might as well join a monestary. Looks like I'm going to die a lonely od virgin
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Jun 10, 2007
Just been told off by my boss for "playing" on the computer and not getting on with my work. She asked me what I was doing and I said "Willy watching". She walked off in disgust, though did repeat "Get on with your work and stop telling porkies!"
Better do as I'm told, I know my place.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Jun 10, 2007
Looks like everyone is out enjoying the sunshine while I'm banged up at work (I really am at work! On a Sunday too!). Oh well, I'll sit here and and find something appropriate regarding this forum to amuse myself , as I usually do, and catch up on all the fun when everyone gets back .
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 11, 2007
I quite like the idea of dying a lonely Odd virgin... chuckled me
It's amusing how many male friends of mine assure me any of us (women) could pretty much pull anyone we like because all men are scared, desperate and willing... Funny how much rejection and indifference we get then isnt it? Maybe my male friends just happen to be, in the main, a little pathetic? Yeah, that's quite likely actually... poor sods...
I like the penis, I do wish men knew when they were thinking with it and could make a conscious decision when and how it was appropriate to do so... You know, a basic override switch for when they really need the blood some place else.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 11, 2007
all men... easy? what a ludacrus suggestion... Well... Maybe some* truth in it I'm feeling neglected
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 11, 2007
aaah, 2legs. You always bring clarity to my thoughts and enhance my understanding... WHAT???? *backs away slowly and subtly allowing you time and space to rave in *
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jun 11, 2007
I don't think penes are very attractive, personally, except the one I made for creates a very realistic bump in pants!
BEG
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Jun 11, 2007
Oh everyone is back, oh goody, better stop rummaging amusing myself and pay attention. I may miss something interesting. Probably will anyway, cos I'm still at work and my Boss is still telling me off for being a pathetic, genetalia, obsessed man, she's always calling me a Kn. I'm always pleased to see her, is very pretty, or is this a canoe in my pocket! (With thanks to Black Adder for that one.)
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 11, 2007
Personally I dont necessarily find them hugely aesthetically pleasing... But I do like them
Whether it's men, their appendages, friends, horses dogs... The less pleasing they are in terms of manners, behaviour, enjoyment (mine) and general conduct, the less attractive I find them...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 11, 2007
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 11, 2007
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 11, 2007
Sadly, I fear the translation into words may suffer the almighty wrath of the profanity/decency filter I need a new 'Master'
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 11, 2007
I didnt like to assume, as that is so easy to do... But I had an inkling... I'm a fan of a good mix myself... like After Eight ice cream: Soft white lightly minted ice cream swirled with soft chocolate ice cream with a ripple of hedonistic dark chocolate mint sauce running through them both... chunks of hard, dark lusciousness throughout help to give texture and excitement...
Food is so much fun...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 11, 2007
Oh good... I dont know if it made proper sense but if it reads as good as it tastes, it was a success
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 11, 2007
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Jun 11, 2007
Please, do stop crying 2legs... There's now a puddle round my feet and it wasnt me for once...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 11, 2007
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