h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Good boy.

You commanded me... I obeyed

I already praised you... I cant abide crawling puppies...

is there any duty you command me to perform?

Go see my boss, she's on my case again. I rather be at attention for Robyn Hoode, or may be I already am, you figure it out Robyn. Gotta go, already in enough trouble for fondling the keys, not to mention the rumaging!!!! There's a lot of complicated stuff down there, needs constant adjustment, my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

brazil nuts, a bag, some piping... It's hardly rocket science...

*carefully ignoring pleading and crawling*

oh goodie I'm being ignored

I like the grovelling... but I feel I should let you get on with your life...

...hey! you ran away!

No not run away me still here master I did a naughty thing today I placed an 'add' and within a few hours I already had a response Well, it seems the replying person is interested in quite a bit the same as I... and Doesn't live far away already we've moved on through spanking, to bondage, handcuffs, canes, and... on to some other things I'm having evil thoughts I better go find the keys for my should they be required again in the near future As always... I'll keep the thread here updated now.... have I considered all the requests... hmm... even I am not sure on a couple of them oh heck did I say that out loud?

I have a great belt that I bought last year.. It's black leahter, about two inches wide, has big jailer type rings hanging off it on nice brackets (four of them) and it fastens with a pair of real handcuffs across the front... I keep the key with me at all times of course. Mind you, I'm more of a fan of a nice comfortable leather cuff with a sturdy ring attached... And double-ended D clips...

You'd like my job, I get to play with cuffs all the time. Knew there was a reason I did this for a living. I am the jailer, Robyn.
I get to roll around on the floor with men, and rub their bottoms. Not much fun for me though. Rather be checking your leather belt out

er.........

WHAT?

You a wrestler or a carer? lol

My belt is awesome, but sadly hasn't seen any use... as anything other than a belt...

Anyway, have you been behaving yourself today?

leather... belts... handcuffs.... I'm going to get a cold shower

I already told you!!!!!! I'm a jailer. Wrestling, yes, when they're naughty, a little pain compliance is applied to settle things down. Carer, most definately not! I'm not at all cuddly and fluffy, like I said before a Big Bad Screw. Haven't you ever watched "Porridge.

Oooh, a proper one! lol.

Why do you rub men's bums then???

*peeks in*

I've recently discovered the joys of long strips of rubber... like tubing but not hollow... Stretches JUST enough to be fun ... much better than string, not as bulky as rope, not as girly as silk...

It's a euphemism for "Rub down" searches, looking for weapons etc. They can be very naughty at times, then we have to play, hence rolling around on the floor
I rather favour leather myself, though this has nothing to do with "my penis and I".

Oh, good wide comfortable leather is always good...


heheheh... Rolling around 'playing' with prisoners? I'm sure I've seen that film

yes... What was the point of the thread again?

Oh gawd, it wasn't that dodgy one "Midnight Express", remind me never to get banged up in a Turkish gaol. My marmite motorway is a man free zone.
Much rather think about you in your leather belt, sans anything else
Gotta go, I'm off shift shortly.

*tut*

It gets worn with clothes.