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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9041

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

I read about the circumcision/aids thing this morning. It worries me. Ignorance via religion is rife in Africa. I fear that the already educationally stifled could be duped by those in the black garb into thinking circumcision is the preferred option to contraception. More death would ensue.

On a lighter note: pubes. Are ginger ones a pleasant or unpleasant surprise?


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9042

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Oops! By 'contraception' I meant 'prophylactics'.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9043

abethemudoken - Call me Mew - Keeper of the Sacred Sonic Screwdriver

I can't say I've ever encountered ginger before but if I did it would depend on the hair on his head. I mean, if he's a striking blond or a dark brown and ends up with ginger hair "down there" it would be quite the shock. But I like red-heads so it wouldn't be a bad shock lol...I'd just have to try to talk him into not dying his head hair anymore.

And I see I've crossed into double entendre land with that last remark...lol


smiley - tardis


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Post 9044

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Double entendre in the willy thread? Ah, it hasn't been beaten into you yet that we upright hootooers will not stand for such things! You can't come 'round here and spill smut all over the place! Crivvens, we never go down to such levels.

Well, maybe occasionally.

I have a bit of a thing for ginger chaps myself and wonder if it's down to the, er, 'snappy' nature of my own private area (I'm not ginger up top) and that led me to wonder what others think when they get a ginger surprise.

Oh cripes, a drunken Roymondo in the willy thread. Hey ho.


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Post 9045

abethemudoken - Call me Mew - Keeper of the Sacred Sonic Screwdriver

I like red-headed anyone...males, females, don't care who you are. Of course, i'm a dirty blond myself so for me I guess it's a variety thing...in America everyone and their mom either has real blond hair, fake blond hair, or blond highlights. I like people who are different smiley - biggrin


smiley - tardis


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Post 9046

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

So the USA could probably create a perfect benefit system by giving everyone that's skint shares in peroxide manufacturers!


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Post 9047

abethemudoken - Call me Mew - Keeper of the Sacred Sonic Screwdriver

pretty much yeah...peroxide or chlorine lol smiley - laugh


smiley - tardis


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Post 9048

zendevil


Erk, i always thought chlorine made dyed blond hair go green? Now that would be a surprise...

"Er, sorry love, nothing against you personally, but i never did like the name Algy"

*ahem*

In my experience, those with blond (or dirty blondesmiley - drool) hair up top tend to have gingery hair below; as a dark hair type meself, i find it quite fascinating...

zdt


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Post 9049

abethemudoken - Call me Mew - Keeper of the Sacred Sonic Screwdriver

My experience has been blond on top, blond on bottom. Though when you move into the dirty blond realm it tends to be brown on the bottom. And chlorine only makes natural blonds go green...I know from experience lol. I spent too many summers swimming every day and having lovely green hair after I got out of the pool. smiley - laugh



smiley - tardis


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Post 9050

Galigan

To be perfectly honest, and I don't know if anyone knows this, even my mum, I have a certain 'ginger surprise' of my own. See, I have brown hair (which receeds annoyingly on my forehead, but that's another matter), and down there I'm brown but with an interesting streak, because about the first centimeter of the pubic region is a rather interesting ginger which then fades, rather suddenly, into normal brown above and around my member. Has anyone else experienced this or am I just special?smiley - biggrin

Oooh, actually I think I did mention that to my parents, and apparently my dad's the same. Maybe it's hereditory.smiley - erm


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Post 9051

abethemudoken - Call me Mew - Keeper of the Sacred Sonic Screwdriver

How incredibly unique! I've never seen that at all. I'm unfortunately one of the dirty blond upstairs/dull brown downstairs women. Meh...c'est la vie!


smiley - tardis


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Post 9052

Galigan

Incredibly unique, wow, thanks abe. smiley - smiley (long name, hope you don't mind).


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9053

abethemudoken - Call me Mew - Keeper of the Sacred Sonic Screwdriver

not at all...you can call me Mew if you like. Tis my nickname smiley - smiley


smiley - tardis


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Post 9054

Galigan

Chears Mew, that I shall.smiley - biggrin


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Post 9055

zendevil


Hmm. Maybe you are part tiger. Just lie down on this couch over here & tell me about your fantasies.....

http://www.dawnwatch.com/images/Bizarro_tiger.jpg

zdt


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Post 9056

Connie L


well... we've had the discussion about natural/trimmed/shaved pubes, but colors??? I never thought of that degree of sofistication, but indeed, a few highlights...

smiley - winkeye

Or have I mis-read you guys (I have, haven't I)?

smiley - diva
C.L.


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Post 9057

zendevil


Connie!!!!

smiley - kisssmiley - kisssmiley - kiss

I think the rest of them have buggered off to bed, it's just me & you m'dear. Boring old tarts aren't they?

I left a massage for you on your site. Oops, misplaced my E's & Eh!'s; easy mistake to make, i am certain you will forgive me.smiley - winkeye

zdt


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Post 9058

Galigan

I have heard about people colouring their puic regions but I can assure you mine is all natural.smiley - biggrin


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Post 9059

Ridge57

The line of hair from one's navel to the naughty bits we call the bunny or treasure trail. What do you folks in the UK call it?


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Post 9060

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

I used to call it the happy trail but have heard treasure trail too. Unfortunately as time goes on the trail covers increasingly hilly terrain.


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