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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Joyika Posted Apr 6, 2007
my bro is tri-sexual- he'll try anything sexual..........
cracks me up everytime
anyways, u care who u are + what you're sexual preferences are. I do like my juice in the morning by the way- in answer to the previous comment.
bro wattaray bro
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Apr 7, 2007
So...
has quite a short tongue...but as I learned last night she knows how to use it 
despite her protestations that she didn't know what she was doing, she must be a natural
(I love when you do it with someone new for the first time...)
BEG
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zendevil Posted Apr 7, 2007
A nice easter 
then!!!
So now you can take turns nibbling your
together & making all sorts of lewd suggestions as to creative ways to eat it....
zdt
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Apr 7, 2007
That woudl be nice but I'm not going to see her for another week 
and I'm still waiting for her to call...
I'm sure she'll get around to it.
BEG
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zendevil Posted Apr 7, 2007
Hello, dead man! Welcome to the willy thread. Hope you are having a great Easter. Mine is less than spectacular. I am honored with a visit from the sorta-boyfriend.
He would be fine given a decent lobotomy; honest.
zdt
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Ridge57 Posted Apr 8, 2007
Been a nice Easter so far, my dear one was able to visit last night and had a very nice evening together and a sleep in this morning. We'll have at our Easter baskets when he finally wakes up. 
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Ridge57 Posted Apr 8, 2007
Glad to hear that you are having a good holiday, was everything in your basket as tasty as it should be? In this corner of the universe the seasonal expression, he is arisen was taken on many levels. 
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dead-man Posted Apr 8, 2007
oh yeah it was all tasty
how r u mate?
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Joyika Posted Apr 9, 2007
It's great having Easter off with a long weekend- every wkend should be like this.
He he he........
Wattaray Bro
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Apr 10, 2007
Well said, another card joins the deck.
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Apr 11, 2007
has tonsilitis, poor baby 
BEG
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abethemudoken - Call me Mew - Keeper of the Sacred Sonic Screwdriver Posted Apr 11, 2007
Tonsilitis is evil...hope feels better soon. 
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dead-man Posted Apr 11, 2007
who does????
iv neva had it but its nasty
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zendevil Posted Apr 11, 2007
The only cure is being spoon-fed lots of ice-cream whilst reclining on soft pillows.
zdt
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Apr 12, 2007
is how I refer to my girlfriend.
I'd love to do the honors, Terri, but sadly I don't get to see her until at least sunday. But I trust that she's tucked up in bed with icecream.
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abethemudoken - Call me Mew - Keeper of the Sacred Sonic Screwdriver Posted Apr 13, 2007
Ice cream and popsicles. And plenty of pain killers if she's like me lol. Whenever I have throat problems (or any kind of painful problem really) I turn into the world's biggest wimp and live on pain killers.
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