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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9021

blue eyed and tanned

smiley - biggrin thanks folks i get it , i have been a newby so thanks , i get u princess , might take u up on that on , but i guess i will just frop thoughts about stuff on hear from time to time smiley - ok


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9022

*Princess*of*Hearts*

your welcome blue tanned at least i got mysmiley - 2centsinto your head as this was realy not the place to chat was it and since your a newbie we will let you off this timesmiley - ok



My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9023

Brown Eyed Girl

My nipplemate's gone off to france for a week smiley - ermsmiley - wahsmiley - brave

I miss her already and she only left last night.

smiley - biggrinBEG


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9024

*Princess*of*Hearts*

Aww poor you so when dose your friend come home then and when she dose you be happy again.


smiley - rainbow


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9025

Brown Eyed Girl

She comes home a week tomorrow (monday) and I'll be happy then. Until then, I shall mope.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9026

*Princess*of*Hearts*

monday tomorrow so you be smiley - ok


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9027

Brown Eyed Girl

Yeah but it being monday tomorrow means I have just over a week to wait smiley - wah


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9028

*Princess*of*Hearts*

You mean it feels weeks ? yes just count the hours and you be fine.

i do when my hubby gose to see his family i think the good times and all that and when he comes back it's if he never went if you know what i mean.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9029

Brown Eyed Girl

No, I mean it actually is not tomorrow that I see her, but next monday. I'm miles away from counting hours, I'm counting days.

BEGsmiley - biggrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9030

*Princess*of*Hearts*

There's always a phone you could talk to her that way you know she
smiley - ok she prob feel same way be away from you.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9031

Joyika

Bro Wattaray Bro

Absence makes the heart grow fondersmiley - smiley

Joyikasmiley - biggrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9032

zendevil


The rude version of which being of course "Absence makes the *male hen* grow harder"smiley - evilgrin

zdt


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9033

abethemudoken - Call me Mew - Keeper of the Sacred Sonic Screwdriver

I could make that even ruder but I'll refrain...I've just gotten back to H2G2 and I'd rather not be banned so soon lol



smiley - tardis


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9034

Serephina

smiley - book


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9035

Brown Eyed Girl

Absinthe makes the hearth go yonder? smiley - ermsmiley - huhsmiley - biggrin

smiley - biggrinBEG


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9036

abethemudoken - Call me Mew - Keeper of the Sacred Sonic Screwdriver

Absinthe makes the heart grow inhebriated smiley - laugh


smiley - tardis


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9037

zendevil


Look at this, i did check the date, it's not quite April yet. A serious article about HIV & circumcision, but the Director of the study is named.....

Kevin De Cock.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6502855.stm

smiley - snork

zdt


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9038

abethemudoken - Call me Mew - Keeper of the Sacred Sonic Screwdriver

*gigglesnort* awesome xD smiley - biggrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9039

zendevil


*waves to our latest guest on the willy thread*smiley - biggrin

This is of course one of the more intellectually stimulating areas of h2g2.

Stimulation; now, there's a word....only separated by a T from simulation. So, let us discuss the difference. More smiley - tea Vicar?

zdt


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9040

Brown Eyed Girl

Would a smiley - bunny be couned as Simulated stimulation?smiley - winkeye

smiley - biggrinBEG


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