h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Y'know when you have to unroll a condom all the way to the end? What's that number printed there, a serial number? It's different on everyone!

condoms are not 100% safe they split all the time and make a right mess.

They're about 97% safe when used correctly. Maybe you're doing it wrong?

Lesbianism however is 100% safe against unwanted pregnancies.

condoms are very safe,as long as one doesn't put ones head in it.

Hmm. I was under the impression that was exactly what you were supposed to do?



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I thought men's head were supose be put inside a condom?

Putting your head in one seems an extreme way of checking the serial number!

Would you like to catch a std? that's what condoms are for dave

guys ..... gals..... do u love to be doing it to music and what kind of music , hard rock ? r&b ,love songs , classical music , anyone add some thoughts ....

Naa blue tanned

we don't use music to get into (it) we find that simple relaxing is all you need and the odd cuddle early hours in the morning

oh cool, princess so mr hearts is a morning guy wow , u must simply love that , how does that phrase go again, something about , i 've got it all this morning

Sure is good as well as i was glowing all this morning people been asking me why i was happy today and the simple word i said he gave me a good work out

dammit princess dammit u lucky lucky thing

I take it blue tanned your not getting any by the way your tears are all over this floor there there tell mrs blue you need some tlc i'm sure she be with you soon

im off to seek a gurlfriend , i need , i need i need TLC !!!!

Whats up blue tanned i thought you and mrs blue were in all the time thats the impression you've gave us all by the way
why don't you treat her to something specail i'm sure that get you what your after or there always a good hand target and video to get make you feel better

princess i guess it that time of the month, and no, i dont like mrs palm an her 5 daughters

and why don't you like it? a man who mad like you be happy as

thanks for the keeping me up, princess, yes im a mad hatter as u well know , took u advise and went straight there last nite , said , listen , cum here !!!! let me f..k ur br..ns out this very minute!!!! and it work , are u some kind of therapist princess , sure hell all u tips work for me, then again . i take them and add flavour

Blue tanned
I'm glad my advice worked, i know how it works so did it work realy work the advice i gave you glad i could help a mate out

so you added your own flavour to spice it up that good