h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I love my hubby kissing my down area it feels fantastic

i had to have an operation when i was just a wee lad (about 15 or so..) and the nurse had to shave me.... it was a "i'll do that thanks!" moment as i rushed to the bathroom after grabbing the razor from her...
young boy + cute nurse with hands soooo close to up-till-that-point-private-aprts = embarrasingly inappropriate preparedness.....**blush**

...i also had a girlfriend a few years ago who surprised me one night with a completely shaven number.... it was odd..... made me feel a bit uncomfortable.... women have that wee bit of hair, girls dont......

So what happend when you wouldn't let the nurse at your tool ?

hello princess any kissing going on up and down teehee teehee

and pricess , i agree it gotta be clean and cleaned , but there is a distinctive smell down there jumping jimmy jack hormones , if u know what i mean , liek i said animals let of a scent and when we engage in sexual activity we too release that ...........i love that smell oooooooooooooooh

Even if your woman on her monthly you go down on her not be funny like but i won't let my hubby near me when i'm like that and i know it's natural odour but i just don't like the thought of it.

morning princess , valid point ,i agree , i would not do down there , when the red ocean is stormy , anyway how r u and how r u having mr princess for dinner ??? just kidding you

Well he not a mr princess he's a mr hearts at the moment mr hearts is in my bad books and it nothing to do with the a 3 letter word apart from that i'm great and how are you and mrs blue today.

oh no princess , sorry to hear that bout mr hearts , tell him i say , he must obey and accept all ur instructions , if he knows wot best for him , do u hear mr hearts , im ok , strange , we have a problem houston , same boat , im in dog box , i wanted to do it on the roof again , and she said no , no , no , and that was the end of that !!! so other than that , i have friend , hey thanks for listening , a little something for yer

Maybe you could do it in the dog box instead? Try sitting up & begging nicely, with your tongue hanging out!



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oh hi terri ,fantastic , let u know in a bit , damn why did i not think of that , brutus , move ur arse , or do u wanna be a good boy and watch!!!!!! sorry i know a family ite , oops im sorry !!!!

oh no , oh no , oh no , i just told her , someone , name terri said i can have her in the dog box ,and now im sitting outside, im been thrown out,sending u this from my laptop , lucky for me i have wireless , wot now , ladies , wot now

a bald punanai eh! thats a scary thing to behold, the missus has taken to the bald look, why i don't know, she has allways had a "small" piece of "fluff" placed just above the "said place" and trimmed to "perfection" like most women (every thing is either trimmed, clippled, plucked, waxed, scaped, pulled, dyed, shaved, ect just to make it "look better" (there just strange women) anyways back to the point..... bald bit's why????


RJR

yes rev , i have seen a few in my time and different colours tooo!!! blonde , red , black, auburn, grey, bald ,

but *coughs* did you use both eyes

cus i shut one eye, to save the sight in it

Hi blue poor you been stuck in a dog box cold you should give mrs blue a cuddle and apoligise to her asp if you want any times with her otherwise you have no bed to kip in.

hello princess , yeah im trying sweety , im trying , i guess i have to go SUCK UP OR SUCK ON something teehee

Why baldy? Well personally just cause I prefer the feeling, it's less muffled (no pun intended )

The real cynical side-effect of "Viagra" is not the neverending Spam,
but these neverending stories for teenagers about "crucial expectations" (size, size and size) as sheer wisdom.

It does a lot of harm to what has been achieved in several decades since the seventies.

Ofcourse size can matter, but not as a crucial expectation.
In stead of concentrating on a balanced relationship young guys are
struggling with penis-sizers all night, by fear of not meeting expectations in the adult world.

Tutankhamun!