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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Aug 21, 2006
Oh how we laughed 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Aug 21, 2006
So long as they didn't get any ideas with the mic stands...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Aug 21, 2006
You're worrying me now........you were'nt there were you? 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Aug 21, 2006
I was bus surfing on the roof. Missed all the action unfortunately.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Aug 21, 2006
But I heard about it and was right narked when I saw how much of my gaffa tape they got through!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Aug 21, 2006
Oh gawd you are really talking my language here; i am drooling.
Transit vans!!!! (Must be white of course)
Post gig p'ups!!!!
Gaffer tape!!!!
Roadies!!!!
Bits of foam !!!!
Drumkits !!!!
Guitars!!!!
Spaces in between just about big enough to....
zdt
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Brown Eyed Girl Posted Aug 22, 2006
What does a soprano have in common with a white transit van?
Every musician's been in one!
(The girly's a soprano 
)
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Rains - Wondering where time's going and why it's in so much of a hurry! Posted Aug 22, 2006
Must admit, I'm not especially enamoured of musicians and things... much prefer mechanics and other such men who are practical and known to be good with their hands .
Maybe I'm a primal/caveman kind of girl, but I love hairy men 
... a hairy chest isn't hairy enough unless it's the full Sean Connery/Pierce Brosnan style rug 
. Men are *supposed* to be hairy - for me, it's a total turn off if any of the hair is removed, even if it's bottom hair or back hair.
One of my exes used to shave all his groinal hair off... though my theory is now that he did it to make it look bigger, rather than anything else .
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 22, 2006
Musitions are good with their hands too... years of practise with them... on their instruments
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
JinjerTom Posted Aug 22, 2006
It's too busy here...
...I want to respond to post 7890 and now it's 7950!
For that matter, what do MEN think of willies and what do WOMEN think of vaginas?
Why is it that I find the thought of girl-on-girl action so erotic? I think I can probably answer that one, actually, but do other guys feel the same way?
How do girls feel about man-on-man?
So many questions!!!
JT
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
JinjerTom Posted Aug 22, 2006
PS - I play tenor sax - plenty of dexterity required in the finger area and oral control whilst breathing through the nose! 
JT
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Aug 22, 2006
The only Olympic sport i'll be watching is.......
Womens Beach Vollyball 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
JinjerTom Posted Aug 22, 2006
Steady Jack - you'll be feeling all Dandy again!
JT
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Anoldgreymoonraker Free Tibet Posted Aug 22, 2006
Hair Japanese men don't have hair on their chest so if you got it keep your shirt done up when you visit here .
Im gonna go with american blondes down their feels like a brillo pad 
Hawiaan ladies is a soft tangly bush 
Japanese ladies most feel like a very soft silky matt
But some j ladies yes adults have no hair at all
That is just to keep the record straight so ta squeack,.
If you want me to go and checke out anymore countrys please send a cheque to me
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Vip Posted Aug 22, 2006
The best theory I've heard about why straight guys find lesbian porn more of a turn on is simple: there's no men in it.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Anoldgreymoonraker Free Tibet Posted Aug 22, 2006
Sorry ladies or whatever you call yourselves but gonna agree with that post
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Aug 22, 2006
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Aug 22, 2006
Can't disagree with that!
Plus, absence of men = presence of more laydeez!
RF
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Rains - Wondering where time's going and why it's in so much of a hurry! Posted Aug 22, 2006
Must admit, that watching two men get it on in real life would be a bit 
- I have seen gay porn, and the one good thing I could say about the one I saw was that at least it didn't pretend to have a plot . I can't say as I found it a turn on, though. But then I can easily say the same about "straight" porn.
Most of the men I've talked to about girl-on-girl stuff all say it's because they can just ogle the women and not worry about seeing any men's bits. Somehow being an engineer and working with men makes this kind of discussion at work normal 
.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Aug 22, 2006
Just spotted this; the risks of being a man in uniform eh...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3001103.stm
zdt
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