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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 16, 2006
i like mine, its got a life of its own which i share 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jul 16, 2006
There aren't enough chaps into sharing. Well, not enough that'll share with me, anyway.
Crivvens, I'm virtually viginal again!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jul 16, 2006
Willies are just plain daft, they are the anatomical version of Stan Laurel.... silly to look at, simple, and get their best mate into lots of trouble. I've yet to meet a woman who thinks Willies are anything other than hilarious.
Course, that might just be me eh? 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
swl Posted Jul 16, 2006
Brilliant description
Mine's even got the hat !
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jul 16, 2006
Oh god SWL, even i wouldn't put mine in a bowler........although, having said that..........Shane Warne is a bit of a hunk 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jul 16, 2006
Oi! Don't dis willies. They get hard and stuff and then they're great!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jul 16, 2006
You could have left that at:
They get hard and stuff 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Jul 16, 2006
I concur.
RF
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Serephina Posted Jul 16, 2006
grief, i just misread roymondos post as 'I'm almost vaginal again'
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 16, 2006
willies are fantastic... cute... cuddly.... suckable..... what more could a....... someone ask for 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jul 16, 2006
I do't like willies personally. No slur on any of the willies of the esteemable gentlemen in this thread (and I don't mean any offence to 2legs's either), but thank goodness I'm a lesbian 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 16, 2006
just remembered something said to me by a lesbian, about cutting my finger nails and its stood me in good stead with women, ever since
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jul 16, 2006
My landlord/flatmate reckons he doesn't fancy Jason Timberlake. I don't beieve him.
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jul 16, 2006
Haha, Rev, that's one of my favourite jokes. I posted it a couple of hundred pages back!
What do you call a girl with long fingernails?
Single!
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jul 16, 2006
There is no bigotry intended in the following:
What's black and screams?
Stevie wonder answering the iron.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 16, 2006
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 16, 2006
yea its letting me post 
lettuce just say I heard that joke thother night... its not that funny then... its not that much better second time around ooo but I do love willies 
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jul 17, 2006
Oh crivvens. It's CUP's bidet today. We had a very heavy drinkie last night. I just woke up, fully dressed, next to a flat JD & coke. I have to go to work.
Not relevant to this thread but this is the thread that's on the screen. I can't believe I posted the Stevie Wonder joke!.
Morning!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 17, 2006
morning and hello and you did post the joke, and i caught another flat fish last night! Amizin its still alive, might put it back at hight tide! its just too small to eat!
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