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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Jul 9, 2006
Puffins are even nicer & you can make necklaces from their beaks & sell them to the tourists.
zdt
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
swl Posted Jul 9, 2006
Apparently, puffins are nice when grated over whale meat 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jul 9, 2006
Not Whale meat again.
Hey.....anybody else hear Vera Lynn just then?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Jul 10, 2006
Whale meat again some sunny day....
zdt
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 10, 2006
I just got the most disgusting sexually explicit Txt message < A 'friend' of mine I've not 'caught up with' in ages... Describing what he'd like to do to me 
strange really how a short ickle txt message can make one suddenly feel incredibably hornmey well.... not to mention making one's eyes water at the suggestions therein suggested 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Serephina Posted Jul 12, 2006
years since i got a filthy text
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
ol don one Posted Jul 12, 2006
Always wash your hands after!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Genie Posted Jul 12, 2006
Nothing like a cheesy penis to put you off of your banana for breakfast....
I haven't had a text but I've got some vivid memories of the weekend to keep me feeling h*rny..... 
Its not fair 2legs, you can't have all the men in Britain!!!
And not all at once either...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 12, 2006
Question...... One for all really, anyone know why blokes willie tips are so cold sometimes? ever since i was trimmed i have had this sort feeling in the tip of my ol'tagger and its not comphy?
Or is this normal for a trimmed willie?
RJR
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jul 12, 2006
My nipple hurts.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 12, 2006
Asks the question "May one kiss it better" 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
tsarina Posted Jul 12, 2006
Try to stop waving it around Rev and keep it snuggled up in the nether garments
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
tsarina Posted Jul 12, 2006
Or get a willy warmer perhaps???
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 12, 2006
I have a missus, who apperently seems to be my offical wille warmer, but it "feels" cold all the time... when it was untrimmed it was ok, felt "warm" all the time but now even in the bath feels "cold" strange!
RJR
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ol don one Posted Jul 12, 2006
Bathe regularly in curry paste!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 12, 2006
ok i should know better........... hootoo is so full of information
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
ol don one Posted Jul 12, 2006
should do the job ,prof!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 12, 2006
My nipples have been unhurting for quite some time now 
Ooo who was that asking to be ssent obscene TXT messages
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
tsarina Posted Jul 12, 2006
you REALLY should know better Rev......you've been on this thread long enough (rofl>
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 12, 2006
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