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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
swl Posted Jul 20, 2006
Anyone fancy a career change ? 
http://idler.co.uk/crap/?page_id=223
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 20, 2006
it didn't end as I thought it would 
I'm still considering 'going on the game' 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Joyika Posted Jul 21, 2006
don't change your job man, just do it differently.......
anyways, now the weather is cooler, we can all get back to some summner lovin........
wattaray
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jul 21, 2006
It's not so much changing his job, more a case of going professional...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 21, 2006
getting paid for what I enjoy and already do... and not being able to get a job elewhere 
'cooler'? not here It ain't.... its like being by teh side of an over heated pool in teh house and as bad outside 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jul 21, 2006
An overheated pool of what?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 21, 2006
Chlorinated water; swimming pool you goit 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jul 21, 2006
Shame. I thought it might be a Jennifer and Johnathon thing.
A Hart-to-hartlepool.
'When they met, it was moidah!'
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 21, 2006
....Steamy hot vapour of the pool, and through this theyre eyes met, she staired deep into his eyes, before finally at last so it seemed they're genitalia also did meet through that steam and electric energy....' you been reading mils and boon again?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
swl Posted Jul 21, 2006
Mills & Boon would *never* use a word like genitalia 
"manhood"
"hardness"
"lady garden"
"warmness"
"She flushed at the thought of his rampant manhood. Warmth spread through her lady garden"
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 21, 2006
'Her moist garden quivered at the thought of his rampert manhood and mascalinity....
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
swl Posted Jul 21, 2006
She felt her petals part at his touch .....
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 21, 2006
... and several pigeons and a blackbird flew out of her undergrowth ... 
right... I relaly oughta go get a shower before I drink anymore vokda tonight 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 21, 2006
*I just know that this is going to be Modded*
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jul 21, 2006
Yeah, but we'll always have the mammaries, sorry, memories.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 21, 2006
Modded? why? 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jul 21, 2006
I know some people might think of the word 'Quim' as being a euphemism for 'flappy bits' but personally I use the word 'quim' as a euphemism for blancmange. Those that go with the former might want to mod it. I'm way too innocent to use it in that way though...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 21, 2006
I was just joking 
sorry
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jul 21, 2006
That's cool, joking too. Mind you, I was a bit doubtful before posting it.
Go on, sing it in a Dick Van Dyke stylee. It works marvellously!
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