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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Beatrice Posted Aug 5, 2006
Oooh, that reminds me - I was stuck in traffic the other day, and happened to glance upwards at the block of flats beside me. There on a windowsill, displayed as if it were an ornament, was a rampant rabbit.
I think I was slightly more embarassed the next day when I looked again and it WASN'T there...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 5, 2006
oooo 'toys' as orniments.... 
no no no not a good idea 
I could have a hat stand type thinggy/coat pegs on teh wall downstairs made up entirely of dildos!
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Joyika Posted Aug 5, 2006
Wish my other half wanted it 3 x a week.........i'd be happy + fitter too........
Wattaray
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Aug 5, 2006
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
NICEGUY4 Posted Aug 6, 2006
you dont need dildos the real thing is much better i can imagine how cold and false dildos must be
xxrichxx 
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Joyika Posted Aug 6, 2006
Yes...........what is it with this electrical gadgets? Bring back steAM POWER.
Wattaray
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 6, 2006
but sometimes.... if you just can't get the real thing... and some of them do feel quite.... 'naturall' ooo just daydreaming away there... about rahter nice things done to my fee tover the weekend away 
did I say that? 
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tsarina Posted Aug 6, 2006
I second that 2legs......when you can't get the real thing then a substitute is sometimes the next best alternative!!!
Which reminds me......I need to get some new batteries ......
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Serephina Posted Aug 6, 2006
You dont hav to put up with a vibrators anoying habits afterwards either , and they make you come every time not just once in a blue moon! 
face it boys youre all rubbish at pleasing us but we humour you through love.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Aug 6, 2006
Our door bell don't work atm, and in the old house it never worked
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Beatrice Posted Aug 6, 2006
You CAN use toys with a partner you know, it's not just a back-up system
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 6, 2006
Hoh yus! 
tis fun using toys with somone else
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Aug 6, 2006
Is it ok to use other peoples toys though? I only ask cos i found this bag under a hedge.......well, it seems a waste.
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zendevil Posted Aug 6, 2006
Oh, there is a great short story in that little scenario somewhere....
zdt
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 6, 2006
I lost a pair of handcuffs some time ago 
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Aug 6, 2006
But do the cuffs match the collar 2legs?
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zendevil Posted Aug 6, 2006
Te he, I've actually gone ahead & written a short story based on airscotias remark!
zdt
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 7, 2006
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Aug 7, 2006
dinny mean to press that button quite* so soon Ooo a storey where is it!?
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NICEGUY4 Posted Aug 7, 2006
we will have to chip in for a bulk order for big plastic toy boxes 4 you horny lot for them toys!!
oh and a wagon load of duracell
ps however much you like em they cant produce lovley babies
right i,ll buzzzzzzzz off now
xxrichxx 
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