h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'what are your odd kinks?' Ooo do I have to list em all*? wher eto start... well... those wouldn't probably last five mins on the site... hang on ... I think I need to edit this list to preserve my.... err.... 'dignity'?

Dildo All -

A farmer near me tried to grow a field of dildos.

After 3 months he got squatters sadface

Now I have to have details. Any references? I shall have to explain this. Rest of the family is trying to sleep and here am I busting a gut laughing.

Dignity? Here? Nah.... you must be kidding!

No unusual kinks here at the moment - but then I don't have curly hair .

Seriously - I think I must have one of the most "normal" and unkinky sex lives around. Unless you count me trying to be quiet (so as not to wake the neighbours) and my husband taking that as a challenge to see how loud he can make me (which was very, and was a lot of fun ).

So, any other kinks out there? (No, not the musical ones).

Right.... and I'll regrete this, someone get the hole ready kinks... Now as it was mentioned above : Nipples having em licked... nibbled... bit... or otherwise tortured obviously theres the whole being bound, tied up, handcuffed etc thang... but that might have I believe been mentioned before then of course theres the whole whip, cane thing which kinda coexists naturally alongside the bondage thang I've had a kind of in and out of kink thang with feet at various times but thats not so much a ongoing constant thang then theres the whole submittion/humiliation/type thang wich kinda goes with the bondage/punishment/S&M thang *dives into the hole*

Other than that, 2legs, you are the epitome of normality really, which is why we love you so much.

Now, come out of that hole, creep over here & say you are sorry. Grovel dear, grovel nicely. Now, we are just going to chain you to the stairs for a few weeks & wave swishy little bamboo canes at you (pretend you are a )until you dream up something Truly Kinky.

tsk, tsk, can't get a decent perv for love nor money these days can you?

zdt

my girlfriend has told me i must be innocent. It will be hard...

*waits*

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*waiting too*

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Give the inlaws a treat, get it on there

Invite them in

Not a chance - I like them, but not that much!

Daft isn't it - we're grown ups, been married a year, but it still feels odd to be doing it in the same building your parents are in. Besides, the bed creaks something chronic .

It was the same problem we had when we had the lodger living with us - amazing how much of a crimp it put in our bedroom activities, having another (more or less) adult in the house. How on earth do people cope when they have kids?!

Sod it + just do it, oooooohhhhhhhh doing it in forbidden places is risky, but more satisfying.......eg, public footpaths, lifts, railway station, airports.......yeah. Can't say I'v done them all- but it makes the mind think, ooooooohhhhhhhh

Wattaray

I bet their bed would start creeking a couple of minutes after yours did. Same as when the couple in the next hotel room start up, somehow it's a great turn on.

should i mention... should I not mention...

TEASE!!

Something I found I love (Not Him, unsub now)








is the look in their eyes when you get something exactly right. And the way she bites her lip when I catch the right spot.

can I talk about a really unsavoury practice involving a chicken and a chest of drawers?

Ooh, go on SWL...