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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jun 16, 2006
woohoo i'm back on the willy thread 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
swl Posted Jun 16, 2006
promise not to yikes ......?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 16, 2006
We promise 
which reminds me... off for the weekend 
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jun 16, 2006
I'm an animal welfare activist...I'm horrified.
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swl Posted Jun 16, 2006
I could never actually condone such activity.
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zendevil Posted Jun 16, 2006
Well, so long as it's a fully consenting adult chicken, i suppose it's no worse than your average abbatoir death. Better to die on vein than in vain really.
Is it the done thing to eat it afterwards since it is, so to speak, ready stuffed?
zdt
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swl Posted Jun 16, 2006
Shouldn't need any extra sauce anyway.
Or salt
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jun 16, 2006
Fowl
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 16, 2006
Blimey... even I find that quite disgusting 
Oh well, it takes all sorts I guess... and I had chicken tonight for dinner 
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swl Posted Jun 16, 2006
I can't believe I actually managed to gross out 2legs 
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jun 16, 2006
You're all awful! You're corrupting me!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
swl Posted Jun 16, 2006
I take it nobody wants to know about hamsters & sellotape then 
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jun 16, 2006
Y'know, i think this chicken thing is just an urban myth, like SWL's sellotaped hamster.....
*Runs off to empty Mrs. Airscotia's drawers of chicken heads*
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swl Posted Jun 16, 2006
Why do you keep chicken heads in her underwear?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
swl Posted Jun 16, 2006
There's also Rodeo Sex, but I don't know if that has been mentioned already.
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jun 16, 2006
Hang on........i'll check 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jun 16, 2006
'Grossed out 2legs'... yeh.. I was disgusted... I mean, at least put the chicken in some kind of fancy frilly affair before you get going... some poeple.... no style
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zendevil Posted Jun 16, 2006
It seems to be true about the hamsters & sellotape, but only if you are an Aquarius.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.mog.org.uk/cosmimg01c.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mog.org.uk/cosmp010.html&h=50&w=50&sz=4&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=h-hATm-Pi2AgaM:&tbnh=50&tbnw=50&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhamsters%2Band%2Bsellotape%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3Dlang_en%7Clang_fr%26sa%3DG
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