h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

gawd bertie you bring me back you do.....
*wipes away a little tear*

the fun we had on that number 6... the baby oil, the dancing polecats...
the bag o ferrets under the upstairs 4th seat from the back on the right

how the hell is big larry these days.??

YO Pinkmelons... a word of advice
if you ever want to get another minute's work done in your life, then log out and start running...now!!! go on.. it's not too late....go on.. GO i say..

I can't do it in front of all these people Mr Dreadful where are you

Decided against the maplins, re repairing speakers, instead goign to go in a few mins to a electrical shop in town called 'gees' or something like that, which I have on good authority is gona be more helpful as I'll be able to 'handle' the goods before I buy em so can check out how they'l connect and size em up against the 'back plate' bits I've removed from the speaker caseing

How do I know the womble isn't anatomically correct well.... not anatomically correct in terms of human anatomy... I.E., it appears not to have any nipples to which to attach the nipple clamps I've a bunny rabbit I could try it on instead, but I think that lacks anatomic deatail necessary for attachment of said devices actually now I'm relaly beginning to freak myself out... why would I want to attach em to a doll/teddy bear ? still no reply to my Email

2 legs hinny
you're scarin me


i have a useless fact for you.. i cant be arsed to go in the useless fact thread,can you pass it on for me??? it kind of sort of relates to your comments

was at zoo last week and saw this lovely bird.. i read the name several times so i could remember it to look it up when i got home...kind of like a tucan but with a bit of 2 inch pipe strapped to his head..half way round the zoo i forgot it..... and asked my brother what it was called...and he just turned and sang...'remember he's a 'hombill' remember he's a 'hombill'..'

anyway. that's my bit of whatchamacallit for the day

Thanks for all the telling my parents advice, the real problem is, I don't want to have this whol coming out experience in case I have to 'go back in' later. I*'ve joked about it...sort of. I think. And I had a party on Saturday, and we were kissing then, so I don't know if they know or not and that, my friends, is what is messing me up. My friends know, and the 'plastics' at my ballet school know, so really it's a matter of tie i think but it would be so much easier if they heard it from someone else.

Interesting womble-y soft sculpture, 2legs. And did I spy a new person on this happy thread of ours? *waves*

Coming out was one of the best things I did, but I did it pretty late and *knew* which way I was headed. If you've got genuine doubts I don't know what you should do for the best. It's a shame that people can't accept that someone might just be into 'people' regardless of their gender.

It would be lovely to say 'I've got a same-sex partner' (not in those words, but you know what I mean) and not feel like you're committing yourself but unfortunately the world at large seems to find it hard to recognise grey areas.

Best of luck with whichever way you handle things, and best of luck finding the right person.

Oops! Best of luck knowing when you've got the right person and not letting trivialities get in the way of love!

Thanks ray. I'm just confused at the moment.

The confusion sticks around but it does get better. There's no way I'd have had the balls to discuss this on a forum such as this at your age (I still get 'surprised' when I look at some of my old postings from a few months/weeks/days back) but by expressing your feelings you're half way to resolving them.

I've a lot of respect for you and the way your dealing with things.

Yep, hiding the truth from my parents. Very respect-causing. But seriously, thanks.

Come on, don't be silly. You've already said taht you don't want to come out in case that isn't the way things ultimately turn out.

If you're confident that you're happy with what you've got let them know. You'll feel so much better. If you think you might change, discuss it with them. They want you to be happy. You're their daughter and the most important thing in their lives.

its been a hard day and i need some champoo and a good convo about other things than noramal life

Heh, most important, heh, good one. I haven't had my planner signed for over a month, because everytime I plonk it in front of them they walk away. Or just forget. It would be nice, but they don't notice me all that much, I'm the quiet one in he family. That's another reason I wonder, is this just a desperate subconscious cry for attention?

Dildo everyone!

And welcome to the newest member (oo-er!) of our penis-lovin', penis-talkin', reading-penis thread...

Just wanted to say "Hi" to pinkmelons, and offer some , and also crack the joke I'm surprised no-one's made yet...

It's better than having

I'll get me coat...

RF

hello old slaphead how goes it lol how's your bint doing

We should bring the hole back. Let's start digging RF.

bye

Tig is on premoderation on his main account so is now using another account to troll again.


Azara