h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wow!!!!!!

I know!!!! Thankyou!!! thanks everyone for giving me the courage to do ti!!!

And was it half as bad as you thought it would be?

No, it was fine. She was more interested in playing on Ratchett and Clank I think.

Glad it seemed to go well I think I'm going to send a text message

I've been sitting here with a and a warm glow for the last 15ish minutes.

Absolutely great.

you dirty boy! Tis great news now.... to send that text message

I love you allll! I've mnow gone exclamation mark razy and will have to hide in a hole. The hole. Are we still digging? Thankyou all, looves and hugs and kisses and free beer.

*pulls the safety diaphragm off the hole its quite deep now

*dives in to get over the attack of the !!!!!!*

*covers the hole back up

I don't think that it's such a "huge" issue. Even men that are well endowed don't neccesarily give satisfaction. They might be able to stick it in but often it pretty much stops from there on out. My most enjoyable experiences might have been with a well-endowed man (one, who I might add, complained about his large proportions because he didn't like the enormous amounts of sensitivity that it subjected him to and therefore the abrupt end to an evening's fun and games, and also the discomfort it often gave me). However, my enjoyment came from his willingness to learn and experiement. I think time and intimate knowledge of each other are the only paths to bedroom success; irrespective of penis size. Men should stop being so self-conscious and rather focus on listening to their partners desires and preferences.

Wow ClaudineM, you've replied to the original question. I'd forgotten all about that!

'Men should stop being so self-conscious and rather focus on listening to their partners desires and preferences.'

Have you seen the backlog?

That's a little harsh, Ray, we're onto 3800 posts or so. Still, a few pages of the backlog wouldn't hurt i guess.

Skim read the backlog? 3855 posts is a little much. A few weeks back it took me half an hour to find my first post here! I think it was in June.

This has to be the coolest, most interesting, most revealing and most comforting thread in the world. Ever.

(It's roy, BTW, somebody already had Raymondo when I got here).

I sent the text turns out the second Email I sent, after the first failed with a 'postmaster dilivery failed Email notice', only got though to him today damn hotmail

Get off hotmail, 2legs! Use yahoo or gmail instead...Hotmail is the work of the "floppy-horned devils of supidity" (sic)

Oh, and good dildo, everyone!

My penis is currently reading "Inside the trousers".

Should I start a new thread, "What is your penis reading right now?"

RF

I have a BT/yahoo Email account, due to their changing it to include a 'send mail verification' feature, I can't use it anmore. Gmail is designed with no accessability features, and as far as I can tell, they've not even bothered to put alt tags on their XTML/HTML; I've Emailed both the talk21/yahoo and GMail and am still awaiting a full response in the menatime I've been forced on to hotmail

That's a bit rubbish of them!

gmail is still offically only a beta version, though...although it appears to have been that for a year or so, isn't it time they finally released it?

RF