h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for my getting too used to warm weather. It's 23°C here, and that's starting to feel a bit chilly.

My phone was saying it was about 27 degrees c, here, this morning... Its gotten warmer since then, and I've a feeling the outside temp is lower than inside my house... housework nearly impossible today in this heat... for which I blame 2legs...

I blame 2legs for me forgetting to put bicarb in the water I boiled my eggs in a few days ago and now it's a pain in the fundament to get the shells off

I blame 2legs for the struggle, which it was, to do the absolute* minamum amount of housework today in the heat and it being too hot to ... have any fun today

I blame 2legs for the mowing not getting done and the lumpy insect bite on my arm

I blame 2legs for my vacation being over and my having to go back to w*rk today

I blame 2legs flr Flat Abby still in my study. I really should get her going to Solnushka...

I blame 2legs for the death of Indicet #deathofawashingmachine
And the imminant arrival today of a new repalcement washing machine, with an 8 KG load (think the last one was maybe 6 KG which was about it, when you bought machines, 14 years ago)...
I also blame 2legs for the disgusting dirt under Indicet, 14.5 years worth... and for the heat today making the housework I just did even more stickier than useual

I blame 2legs for the lack of collared subs

*does a quick survey in his house),...

50% of the population from my highly* scientific survey, are collared subs Which reminds me... must get William to decide what collar he wants me to have

I blame 2legs for new shiney washing machines and for the amount of sweeping today has involved I also blame 2legs for the non-stop programme of food consumption for the rest of today, ahving to take in, as it does, a salad, icecream, fruit, and probably a supper consisting of cheese, or ham, and toast... and I'm still loosing weight
I also blame 2legs for the new 32 inch jeans I bought to repalce the 34 inch jeans I bought to replace the 36 inch jeans, starting to get uncomfortably loose on me It can't be right to go through that many jean sizes in ... a couple of years

I blame 2legs that I forgot to tell DQ that Sol was going to be heading to Moscow earlier this month so Flat Abby needed to go to Sol by July 15 So I need to decide who Flat Abby should go to instead (since I don't have the Moscow address and, indeed, don't know when Sol is returning home) and letting Sol know that the mail didn't eat Flat Abby would likely be a good idea as well...

I blame 2legs for the ongoing will-it-won't-it thunderstorm that's been threatening to erupt for over twelve hours now without ever actually managing more than a couple of rumbles. And for Jimmy The Hoover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr9h5xBQz3k

Hey, you leave Jimmy the Hoover alone! I've still got my vinyl copy of that song (12", for extra pleasure) If you're going to blame 2legs for any crappy 80s band make it something worthwhile. Hayzee Fantayzee

I blame 2legs for insomnia

I blame 2legs for my not being able to find the advice about how to peel hard-boiled eggs.

I peeled mine today, without problem; ten minutes boiling, quater an hour in cold water to cool... and they peeled fine; I didn't use any... was it bicarb, that was suggested in that* thread, to put in the water, when boiling to make it easier? well, I didn't use any bicarb, and it peeled well enough, after a sufficiency of time to cool in the cold water

I blame 2legs for hardboiled eggs, cold cooked sausage, Danish bread, and mayo

I also blame 2legs for the terrential rain whihc woke me at 4 Am, and my discovery, a few minutes later, that I'd left the skylight open... and the bottom staircase and middle landing were getting quite soaked

I also blame 2legs for 4 AM, after just* waking up, not being a good time to try solve problems involving thinking - I got soaked closing teh skylight, as teh water sitting on teh glass, outside, all cascading in on me

I blame 2legs for how tired I feel now

I blame 2legs for hunger and tiredness.

OTOH, soon I'm off for new Wolverine movie and dinner at my fav diner with . Could be worse actually...

I blame 2legs for spilling on my Smash hits book (Jimmy the hoover/ Haysi Fantayzee era) and rampaging seagulls fledglings

I blame 2legs for insomnia and malfunctioning AC at w*rk.

Currently in wifebeater and jeans, barefoot and very sweaty.

I blame 2legs for my beaing very warm and sweaty without any other reason than the malfunctionig AC at w*rk.