h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Alas, it also requires putting on trousers*
Especially when you've had beans for supper!

I blame 2legs for the tweet from my local council regarding refuse, telling teh world proudly how they are making efforts to increase recycling of cardboard and paper, despite the last time I wanted to recycle card, I was told unless I could drive it to the tip, it would go to landfill only, and ended up costing me £40 for the preveldge I also blame 2legs for my having no recycling bins I furhter more blame 2legs that it is too hot to think, and not cooling down, and that I won't be able to sleep with the windo open because of the cretanious idiots next door, and tehir inability to play musical instruments, whilst symultainiously having dozens and dozens of instruments, that they insist on makign noises on, inbetween blasting out music from their balcony I also blame 2legs for the sound o syrines from emergency verchiles, and for the two car alwamrs I can hear going off, and for it being too hot..

I blame 2legs for insomnis, slow headedness due to rebound sleeping pills and general boredom. Today is very much papaer work day, which I loathe.

I can only surmise it was 2legs behind our Maintenance Department's directive to have us work two eight-hour shifts back-to-back...from the beginning of this week until Saturday...when we transition to 12-hour shifts indefinitely...until we repair all the damage at our power plant to bring us back on-line...after having just recently finished a 2-month-long refueling outage with nothing but 12-hour shifts! If I were a conspiracy theorist, I'd say ~he's~ the one behind ALL of This!

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2legs is responsible for ALL breaches of Continuity!

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Inadequate quest log documentation is also attributable to 2legs!

B4hesimplytellseveryoneitisENOUGH

...for Skyrim, and every other adventure game.

B4wefindjusthowdeepthisconspiracygoes

I blame 2legs that I've never noticed that conspiracy and con's piracy looks a lot alike, that I can't remember ATM if B4 uses ' in his signature puns, and that both options make perfect sense, so I'm not sure which he meant

I also blame 2legs for spongy rotten wood in the building that's going to be a chicken coop.

I blame 2legs for William being on his way over for the weeknd.... and my consequently probably not being about much online

I blame 2legs for soothing balm

...or a lack thereof, because ~he~ keeps using it ALL!!!

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I blame 2legs for that seemingly refuses to do their share of the workload . People like this really makes staff planning suck.

I blame 2legs for no soothing balm, and extreme tiredness

I blame 2legs for my not being able to find a conversation thread. And also not being able to find the where's that thread thread.

I blame 2legs for hiding it behind the pony! http://h2g2.com/dna/h2g2/brunel/F19585?thread=612457

I blame 2legs for tiredness and my having to go out tonight

I blame 2legs for being one short of a tripod.

I blame 2legs for rain, not rain, hot and for a friend who may or may not be coming round who's not answering his phone, annd for my consequent not knowing what I'm doing

2LEGS! What have you done with my new boiler? I blame you for its current state of non-appearance in my house and me therefore having to entertain two frustrated plumbers hanging around waiting to fit the new one.

MC