h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the 100+ pages of a report from a governmental commission of inquiry I must read It's sooo utterly booooooooooooring.

I blame 2Legs for me losing my patience when I am knitting due to dropping a stitch.

I blame 2legs that the blackcurrant jam hasn't set yet

I blame 2legs for my sandwich angst. Having just had a sandwich, the sandwich angst has now set in... I had a sandwich, on grannary bread, with butter, mature cheddar, and smoked Polish ham... and the angst is, now, that I start wondering, whether or not I should have had some mayo with it, or maybe brandston pickle, or perhaps even soem cucumber, or maybe cucumber and* mayo, or the pickle, or perhaps added cucumber and lettuce to it... and now I'll never know whether I was right, to have it, without any of the asdditions, or not... It was a nice sandwich though... I also blame 2legs for my having to go out hence the quickly eating a sandwich, just to keep me going until I get back and find soemthign else to eat later

I blame 2legs for the lack of end user agreement at this hospital.

The day before yesterday I was notified that the long overdue change of microscopes was on hand, and that I was in turn for a new shiny one. This is really a *yay* and *highfive* moment.

Yesterday I was not here, and the transfer took place.

When I arrived this morning my room was a mess. New shiny microscope - severely unergonomic - placed at wrong desk. My phone, computer etc stashed on top of eachother on another desk in a really tangled mess.

Taken me more than an hour and a half to get able to access the web.

Hopefully there will be a tech available NEXT WEEK to sort out the microscope for me.

I could do with and now.


pout and with

Ooo! new shiney Microscope! an electron scanneing or something else?

I blame 2legs for houseplants that need repotting, and a lack of coffee drunk yet

Nope, a standard light microscope, but very shiney

I blame 2legs for lack of headspace and microwaved lunches.

I blame 2legs for a lack of subspace and for grilled cheese on toast lunches and inappropiate, dangerous, injury causing use of a box-knife during plant re-potting

Aww, poor darling! * kisses cut better*

I blame 2legs for not being immediate available for mutual spacing

I blame 2legs for lack of mututal spacing too

I blame 2ldegs for the cut nearly but not quite being big enough to require soemthing more than my home treatment... of doing nothing to it its a bit flappy and prone to keep bleeding hmm... I blame 2legs for my not even having any sticky plasters to put on it

If you've really got nothing better, sellotape works. If the two sides keep coming apart they won't get a chance to stop bleeding...

I was kinda coming to that idea slowely : by the looks of it, the knife went in at angle, and sort of created a 'flap', cutting into* the flesh, and then at an angle, kinda under the flesh, a bit in one direction; theres a bit of skin on one side, that doesn't sort of feel attached very well, to the tissue underneath a bit of tape across the 'gap' on the striaght cut into the tissue, oughta hold that 'flap down' too I blame 2legs for lousy DIY body repairs

Mutual spacing ...ooooo.......

I blame 2legs for aching shoulders, general tiredness and boring scientific article concerning less interesting subject that I must read and evaluate.

I blame 2legs for my pondering quite what mutual spacing is, and whether its anything to do with mutual masturbation I blame 2legs for my bieng such a good, innocent pure child/girl that I cannot even begin to contemplate that question/dilema
I also blame 2legs for my tiredness, and lack of entheuiasm to actually do anything, and also for my inability, despite tiredness, to fall assleep for an afternoon nap

I also blame 2legs for the painful, but hopefully productive 'soft tissue realighnment' I just did on the bad cut on my hand... the gap between the two flaps of skin doesn't seem quite so big, and there's less of a 'ridge' of excess skin on one side of the cut... on the downside, there is more blood on my netbook and mobile phone

I also blame 2legs for my being a big girly whip, and not wanting to go get sticky tape to use to help realign the soft tissue damage area further

I blame 2legs for my not being able to further elaborate the meaning of mutual spacing without risking to be

Further more I blame him for excess work and hunger.

I blame 2legs for... stuff

I blame 2legs for my reading about butterflies... and the fact that "the elusive purple emperor" meant something quite different in my head cos I'd just been talking to 2legs elsewhere.

I blame 2legs for the nose-dive in butterfly populations, particularly where my Father lives, wehre twenty years ago, you'd not see the budlier bush, as it was so* covered in butterflys, in the summer, whereas now, one or two, single butterflys seems about as much as ever appears

I blame 2legs for not being able to do anywhere near a reasonable run this morning because I was so bunged with after drinking too much milky tea, and eating too much cheese (yes, there is such a thing)

I blame 2legs for the very notion, or concept of the idea, of 'eating too much cheese' ...