h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for it finally* be cool enough, yesterday, for 'us' to get hot and sweaty by a method other than just having high ambient temp and humidity

I blame 2legs for being a tease and a distraction.

I really should be doing the w*rk I'm paid to do, instead of listening to sixties music and browsing HooToo and "the other place which should not be named"

The 'other place that should not be named'.... I'm guessing its the palce that sounds like a collection of pages with peoples facial repressentations printed on them, bound together... though I'm also thinking it might be another web-site, starting with an 'F', and which has the word 'life' at the end... mind, that would be more distracting, potentially

I blame 2legs for fabulusly sore nipples, and other body areas, and for it still* being ages until lunchtime

I blame 2legs for too many things to do today - and for the fact that I have to exercise two horses today, one of whom I hate riding because he has a really hard saddle that makes my bum hurt, and for this being such a first-world problem.

Can't you put a nice cushion over the saddle? I blame 2legs for it being lunchtime!

I blame 2legs that I've been doing a lot of care research, and it appears care will be happening, once a building has been converted.

I don't blame 2legs for anything. Shame on you people.

I blame 2legs for your not having a blame for 2legs...

I guess it's only a matter of time.

I blame 2legs for my mobile phone misbehaving and my having to leaving it for service - again.

But most of all I blame him for all FlatAbby photos that now are lost without backup

I'm getting it now.

I blame 2legs for the 2006 low budget disaster 'Measure for Measure' directed by Bob Komar in which the line "That you shall stifle in your own report and smell of calumny.' is rendered as (and I checked three times to ensure I heard it aright) ' That you shall stifle in your own report and smell of calomine.'

I blame 2legs for breaking my boiler and for it being so old that parts needed to fix it are obsolete so that I have to buy a whole new boiler and enjoy daily cold showers until it can be installed.

I also blame 2legs for evil horseflies that bite me, leading to infected blisters that itch and take ages to heal.

MC

Well, at least the boiler died now and not +/- 6 months...

I can recommend a plummer for you to not* use...

I blame 2legs for old boilers which lasted forty years, being replaced by the 'far better' 'combi boiler' with a lifespan of ten years... progress... pah

I also blame 2legs for my inability to decide what to do for dinner

I find food works well

I blame 2legs for still malfunctioning AC at w*rk - me being all warm and sweaty less than ten minutes of arrival.

I blame 2legs for sausage, and random E-mails from people on specialist interest websites

I blame 2legs for the funny crick in my neck that hurts if i move my head or right arm

I blame 2legs for the necessity of eating beans tonight. Also for the fact that I don't want to go to fencing, but it builds character. And muscles. Alas, it also requires putting on trousers...

I blame 2legs for the weather being so hot today and for the council refuse department not telephoning me back.