h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Take some empty bottles - glass or plastic, doesn't matter - fill them with water, and twist them into the soil upside-down. They'll water each plant for a while, but only if it needs watering.

I might try that Mala, thanks!

and then if that doesn't work blame 2legs.

Always worked well on my houseplants when I had to go somewhere for a few weeks during the summer. Just secure them so they can't tip over.

I blame 2legs for my returning from the pub/night out at 4 AM this morning. I also blame 2legs for this being quite an early return back home from a night out, given that Brother and I got home at 6.30 AM Sunday morning, after popping out for a drink Saturday night I also blame 2legs for the loathign and hatred my body has to me at the moment

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I blame 2legs for the lateness of KB's train, for hunger, and for the fact that the pizzeria has a 90-minute waiting list after 8 on a Thursday!

Also for how good the pizza smells, and the slowness of takeaway...

I also blame him for the fact that I had the netbook and mobile broadband thingie on me so I can blame him!

I blame 2legs for my being hungry, it being dinner time... and my now really* really* fancying a takeaway

That wasn't the train that left Belfast at 4 this afternoon, was it? If so, my parents were on it.

I blame 2legs that I have to GET UP at 4 am tomorrow, which is much less pleasurable than getting home from t'pub at the same hour.

Getting home from the pub at 4 AM isn't very pleasurable if you've got to be up for a job interview the next day by 8 AM Of course I blame 2legs for my being relaly really really really really really really hungry now... and even more really tempted to call out for a takeaway with every passing moment and, I should* be creating something both delishous and healthy, and tasty, and nice with these courgettes I was given

I made my specialty: bolognaise sauce, replete with smoked lardons, minced beef, garlic, onions, carrots, courgettes, celery, button mushrooms, red and green peppers, canned tomatoes, tomato puree, Worcester sauce, bay leaf, oregano, thyme.

I had this cunning plan, involving courgette, spring onion, chilli, mushrooms and fresh herbs with pasta and chedder.... only lodger's not washed up and I don't have the concentration to cook round the mess in the kitchen, without too great a chance of my burning myself or spilling stuff in the process
I blame 2legs for my just ordering out for a takeaway

I blame 2legs for sociology essays.

I blame him for my being unable to sleep and for my alarm being set for 9am.

I blame 2legs for the fact that I feel slightly sick, and for the fact that the internet is too quiet tonight.

mini

Hey, you can´t blame 2legs for my getting up at quarter past stupid to give you a .

I blame 2legs for meant to be have left... I'm off again...

I blame 2legs for changing his name to Tony Curtis
and disappearing for the past 2weeks. The nation is
in turmoil! Where is 2legs?

~jwf~

The London riots might be the result of his taking a few days off and go party? You know who to blame.

I blame 2legs for B-que, and my present electronic gadget's inability to handle brunel. Nuttin' works the way it should.

I also blame 2legs for insomnia and chewing on USB cables.

I blame 2legs for the fact that I can't find my suitcase even with *two* very helpful cats looking for it. And for the fact that my trousers are too big and so is my belt. And for the fact that I'm being forced to go visit my grandmother for the second time in a week!

Mala, belts never fit. Trousers that do are always those that are lost at the cleaners´ at the moment. For the suitcase - you know who to blame.

Pit