h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

House spiders don't belong outside, that's why they are called house spiders. They'll die outside.but more slowly from the cold.

Um, no. There is no such species as a "house spider", that's just a collective term for spiders that often come into the house.

Yes they come in the house as adults because they are adapted to not coping with living outside.

I won't be putting any outside..but just tolerate the smaller ones..but squash the bigger ones..I really can't cope with them.

I blame 2legs for lists.

I blame 2legs for cold winds and open doors and windowless voids and for drilling, again...

I also blame 2legs for a cable popping out of the amp when I put the HiFi up, leading me to suspect a misfitting or malfunctioning speaker cable, or speaker cable connection points, when it was a loose interconnect all along

I blame 2legs for thinking of going up the road for oysters again for tea..or should I be less set in my ways? Last time they actually had conger eel steaks.

I blame 2 legs for a perpetual conflict between set in my wayness and breaking out into recklessness.

I blame 2legs for my queen of puddings not turning out exactly as it should have.

I blame 2legs for , dissiness and slight nausea due to double dose of two kinds of painkillers combined with a severly loud tinnitus in my left ear.

Not even the and berry princess brought cheered me up that very long.

Guess I'd better do as the Lair and take a long afternoon nap.

... or aim for a headtransplant....

I blame 2legs for stuff that isn't ever going to go away..

I blame 2legs for exactly what post 16389 says, ...

And still offer him a

post 16389 hasn't been written yet.

I'm a prognosticator by nature, I can take 3 easy guess where ASK threads will go.

(In fact, that query was expected. )

BOO!

ARSE

I blame 2legs for the fact that I quit my job at the distillery today and still haven't done the whiskey tasting all new guides were meant to do at the start of the season!

I blame 2legs for the cbuttock pressing song, which is the title of the current tune I am recording, and the requirement for a section of latin sung vocal harmoneys in the middle... which I can't record yet... Meaning I can't yet get on and add more counter-melady until the vocals are done
I also blame 2legs for the never-ending pan of Dharl I have, and its increasing spiceyness and for my pondering over what extra unnecessary spices and vegetables I shall add to it tommorrow...
I also blame 2legs for their being no plain yogart and hence no cucumber ritta for me to munch with this pitta bread I made earlier...
Unlike cake, I do have dharl both yesterday, and tommorrow, as well* as, today... mmm dharl for breckast.
I blame 2legs for spicey food and lentals and itchey pan pots...

I blame 2legs for the 500-and-something photographs I need to name and resize.

I blame 2legs for the concept of sandwich, and its springing to mind, always at the point in time when I do not have a loaf of bread, for with which to be able to forfill my inner sandwichy desires....
I also blame 2legs for the bar of chocolate I cannot eat, as I ate it this morning instead

When you're done with that, KB, can you come over here and help me find the photos I need? They're scattered across various drives in folders with counterintuitive names, and of course, they all just have numbers