h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the Fazer that is currently parked in my back garden, and I further blame him for the fact that it looked pinkish in its photos but is actually red.

i blame 2legs for the fact you are not on it

I blame 2legs for not picking the raspberries out back.

I blame 2legs for tiredness and the fabulus curry I made earlier tonight... and for toast and butter...

i blame 2legs for my final destructive swan song!!!!!

Swan song?

I blame 2legs for the fact that a Welshman can break a man's leg with one flap of its wings!

I blame 2legs for my catching of a cold. I fear it might turn into a man-cold so I've called in sick for tomorrow.

Teaching a bunch of undergrads without speakable voice and a congested runny nose seems just uncanny.

I blame 2legs for S giving me mangerms that have morphed into the cold of filth. I also blame him for the fact that I have classes and a job interview tomorrow. I really want this job!

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I also blame 2legs for the Cold Of Filth™.

cradle of filth

damn you 2legs!!!!

I blame 2legs for my being totally devoid of gushing snot-monsters, and so feeling left out, as usual.

I blame 2legs for the evil warbling wondering finger of doom, and the tentative relapsed sizzling thumb of mystory.

i blame 2legs for the darkside

Dyson, Die Son,Dyson, Die Son,Dyson, Die Son,Dyson, Die Son,

I blame 2legs for more than usual insomnia due to my constantly progressing cold My nose is congested and runny, eyes are runny and throat is getting sore, as are my muscles.

GAAH!!!

I blame 2legs for the really bad mattress in my new flat, and the fact that the landlord is too cheap to replace it. The springs are nearly at the point of poking through; it's making my back ache.

I blame 2legs for the lack of recent blames. I had to scroll through several pages of conversations before I found this.

Furthermore I blame 2legs for my persistent cold.

I blame 2legs for the fact that I just found my chocolate easter bunny, and for the fact that its head is already missing

I blame 2legs for not introducing me to the new incarnation of Mala: the Decapitator.

That's me.

I blame 2legs for the delicious things my flatmate is always cooking (but not sharing) - he's a chef in an Indian restaurant. I also blame him for the enormous bowl of rice pudding with cinnamon I just made.

I blame 2legs for the cheesey egg mayo with smoked sausage I had for dinner last night.

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