h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I also blame 2legs for allowing me to press buttons!

I blame 2legs for my losing weight when I don't have a sewing machine or money to replace my wardrobe - all my trousers are too big now.

i blame 2legs for leftover stovies and soup for the next week.

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Lil, how come you mentioning buttons always makes me think of the final scene of the movie "Dr Strangelove"?

I blame the badgers on 2legs

I blame 2legs for the fudge I made taking too long to cool to an edible temperature!

Twice burnt once learned?

I blame 2legs for the untameable unshuttable T9 thingamajig in my iPad. It definitely makes my postings more incomprehensible...

I blame 2legs for control-c only working when my computer is in a generous mood.

I blame 2legs for Leopardess making à big leap in the bed, causing à mug of cranberry juice to flip over. Luckily the bedspread is purple... But it's wet in spite of My efforts to clean it up.

I blame 2legs for it taking me ages to register with noohootoo because the form didn't like the fact that I filled in every field.

I blame 2legs that my external hard drive seemds to have broken down. I wondered why it had been taking so long to boot up of late. Thing is, the EHD isdn't really all that old, maybe a couple of years?! (I need Mal's 'bang' symbol here). I blame 2legs that I've forgotten the code for it.

I blame 2legs that the problem with my EHD appears to have been due to a non-obvious faulty connection. I merely disconnected then reconnected the power lead and it's again . Whew!

I blame 2legs for my being away and missing all the excitement when the site went live! I also blame 2legs for backlog.... its nice to see it again now.... where are these 'buttons' everyone keeps talking about

I blame 2legs for people who walk into you twice, from behind, then tell YOU to look where you're going.

I blame 2legs for leaving the charger for my laptop at work, for my arm still hurting, for flu shots, for being awakened one and one-quarter hours early by dueling kitties, and for debugging other people's software when they get paid more than I do. I also blame 2legs for white wine, for people who whine, and for whiners who feign ignorance.

I blame 2legs for not taking care of Lynx properly. Currently I'm not amused by being waked up at stupid o'clock by gravity testing and complaints about Severe Starvation.

I blame 2legs for the fight Ijust had with a rather expensive hand made 'danish' style blue cheese.
I also blame 2legs for my winning the fight, and the cheese being absolutely fabulus...

I blame 2legs that there were 42 blames here for me to read.

I blame 2legs for not having decent cheese in the refrigerator. I blame 2legs for breaking the rear window of my car. I blame 2legs for Mister Nerd's BBQing a chicken, which smells wonderful.

(...and the chicken blames 2legs, too!)