h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the item I bid on on ebay not ending until shortly after midnight

I blame 2legs for inadequate lamps, laptop, tray table and Leopardess sleeping habits involving said tray table.

I do really need to sleep now, but the combination of and tray table makes that somewhat complicated

I blame 2legs for the fact I spent the last hour reading a paper on the GNU revision control system

I blame 2legs that I didn't win the auction.

Iblame 2legs for there being cow, frog, monkey, gorilla, lamb, pig but no pony. I wanted a pony, not a lamb or a pig... though the lam is tempting, and so is the pig... or th gorilla... but really I wanted the pony <p buying stuid things online when I'm tired is a bad idea... I blame 2legs... I blame 2legs also for teh cold

I blame 2legs for it only seeming like yesterday that 2legs was blaming 2legs for the heat.

We had a very short summer this year! Its actually a lot warmer inside here now the new windows are stopping the rain and water just coming straight in I blame 2legs for my not replacing the windows years ago

I blame 2legs for it being Sodit, almost Wimpy. I blame 2legs for needing to do some nighthoovering and maybe some nightdishwashing, too. I blame 2legs for having business travel coming up and wondering if I have anything that still fits that I can wear in a city professional setting these days. I blame 2legs that I don't want to go shopping for clothes. I blame 2legs that I never want to go shopping for clothes.

I think I shall blame 2legs for tomorrow.

All of tomorrow - from beginning to end.

And maybe the next day too.

I blame 2legs for aching back and Lynx waking me up far too early due to Severe Starvation.

OK, his bowl was empty, but there was plenty of kitty kibble in Leopardess's bowl, which he otherwise gladly empties. Kitty logic....

I blame 2legs for my tea tasting funny. I can't work out if it's the milk that's on the turn, or my mug that could do with a wash,or whther I'm coming down with something and therefore my tastebuds are off. And so I also blame 2legs for the multiplicity of possible causes.

I blame 2legs for insomnia and tinnitus.

I blame 2legs for the covert monkey gods who steal our thoughts. and for it being late. and time for bed. and for confusing pricing on razor blades

I blame 2legs for the fact that the kitchen is too cold - the honey is too hard to spread on the bread

I have trouble with this honey too, won't spread for me either.

I balme 2legs for ridiculous amount of copies of e-mails in my inbox .

I opened my email on "main PC" for the first time in over a month and there where some 1300 mails waiting... Some of these had up to eight copies...

I took me most of an hour to browse through and delete. Must be something very wrong with incredimail.

I blame 2legs for the e-mail I just got asking me whether I want to be in a nude calendar for charity

sorry, I shouldn't have sent you that* email

I blame 2legs for day two of the large quantity of home-made lamb dansak resulting in an absolutely spot-on flavour, by my calculated addition of extra chillies, and a couple of extra spices (mustard seeds and paprica), to bring out the bitterness more and subdue the sweetness a bit, whilst retaining the sourness I also blame 2legs for my prediction I'll be making dansak again, following my adapted recipie quite a lot
I also blame 2legs for my having to go to the pub any moment

I blame 2legs for bad manners - or rather, people who only have *good* manners when they are looking for something...

If I had the heart, I would blame 2legs for the fact that I still appear to be the only user who is unable to change his or her screen name. I click on Update and nothing ever happens. Why? Why me???