h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for a sleeping bag which may or may not materialise.

I blame 2legs for pushing back the start date on my new job to Oct 3.

I blame 2legs for autumn, rain and dark evenings. Further I blame him for Lynx pestering me as soon as I manage to get some sleep.

I'm going to blame in advance for the lack of chips that are going to be delivered to me tonight by my nearest and dearest and I have a wealth of sauces in the cupboard

just waiting

Ooops, I blame 2legs for the blank post. Also for the fact that I have to look for a car as well as a flat now

Buy a motorhome!

I blame 2 legs for the dead WLAN at home (all the lights are still twinkling though ) and the fact that currently is somewhere in the North Atlantic. Who is now to fix my access to the Infernalic web?

Note to self: find cable, plug into computer...

However, I think 2legs deserves for making one neighbour making their WLAN open thus making it possible for me to blame 2legs.

Blames 2legs for not allowing Mala's times in Orishland be enough that she can claim 'Traveller' status, and all rights and priviledges thereof.

AARGH I blame 2 legs for not warning me that today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

I just saw that the Uni has organised a "speed mating" night for new postgrads This definitely sounds like it must be 2legs' fault.

Likewise, it's 2legs' fault that we never had anything like that...

I blame 2legs for just seeing a gigantic house spider in the bathroom..but I have a new policy of not killing them and they need to live indoors.

I've made sure the bathroom door is closed..but then realised there's a big gap at the bottom..so I've covered it with my SAS tunnel that isn't yet a tunnel. It won't get out and into my bedroom.

<snork. I blame 2legs that it did get out and is now in the kitchen..the cat attempted to catch it..but I think failed..It only has one more room to get through now before it reaches the bedroom.

I blame 2legs for the adorable cat to my right.

I blame 2legs for my being away for a week and now being back home, having to spend the first night, for seven days, alone, and not with... someone I also blame 2legs for the cheese scones, multigrain French-bread rolls and baguettes, pitta bread, , which I'll attempt to cook tommorrow... not necessarily all at the same time and for the temptation which will be the duck eggs in the fridge and some of the bread for lunch... and for the inevitable curry I need to cook tommorrow night for dinner but mainly I blame 2legs for being alone in bed tonight

I blame 2legs for you being away.

But one always needs sometime away from your lover. That's the best IMO and whatever pattern most suits the two people.

I blame 2legs for being so happy you're back

Awww thanks!

I blame 2legs for the fact that I bought a pair of leather trousers in a charity shop today, and for the fact that I like how they feel. Totally 2legs' fault, that kind of thing.

I blame 2legs for me potentially getting an early 70s Japanese-made bass. For free. No idea what type it is, or whether it's any good. But it's free.