h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

s.... you shoudl have definately reported them... that sounds very intimidation-like and ... ungood
I blame 2legs for stupid men... and rain, and humidity, and spring onions.

Ya shoulda cut 'em with your plastic knife!

~jwf~

yeh... good point I blame 2legs for plastic knifes and marzipan spoons, and treacle tarts and icecream, and choc biscuits and strange noises which jump up and bite your bottom in the middle of the night and cause the cat to fall off of the cat shelf...

I blame 2legs for no sleep whatsoever...could be those oysters

can't you try have a nap?

I blame 2legs for my forgetting to take the pack of bacon out of the freezer last night!

Yes I took a nap. I'm fine now. It's all part of a process. It'll all come out fine in the wash. I blame 2legs.

Bacon? Yuk...

I blame 2legs for the fact that I'm now making garlic croutons.

I blame 2legs for massive backlog, lack of afterbacon, snoring Lynx , insomnia and a full day of w*rk before vacation.

I blame 2legs for the planned chicken salad with croutons turning into chicken chow nain with muhsrooms, spring onion, garlic, ginger and things... and the consequent leftover tub of croutons just calling me to munch on them

I didn't hear my alarm clock this morning, woke up two hours late, and couldn't go play with the s before work! I blame 2legs, naturally.

2legs, the whitewashing of fairies is clearly your handiwork. I can see the fingermarks from here.

I blame 2legs for the little brats who live on either side of the Bea-Hive and use my front porch as a short-cut, water fight battle ground, and last night an egg-throwing arena.

I also blame him for linseeds that get stuck in your teeth.

I blame 2legs for all the souting and noise outside which prevented me from getting a nap and for it seeming to have taken ages and ages to get to this point in the day, with stuff done... and yet I don't seem to have gotten everythign done

I blame 2legs for unruly hot weather and untamed iPad.

Bowls of stew with pastry lids.

I*m just saying....

My 2nd day of vacation - and thunderstorms!?!?!! 2legs, how dare you?

I blame 2legs for hootoo being discriminatory versus brunel when you're connecting fr.o.m. an iPad. I don't want to go barlesque.

I blame 2legs for this hangover.
and Our returning from the pub last night, at circa 6 AM.
I also blame 2legs that my Brother has not surfaced yet, and I have a giant blister on my foot which pretty much stops me from walking properly
I also blame 2legs for my plan. to go to the pub for lunch/afternoon, as soon as my Brother surfaces I don't think he'll like the idea need some food....

I blame 2legs for rainy weather and thunderstorms.

Then I think he could tell to eat less... I've shopped more food since Friday than I usually do in a couple of weeks...

I blame 2legs for the fact that my bicycle will change gears down, but not up. It makes cycling to work really awkward.

I blame 2legs because I have to clean and tidy the house ready for it being empty for a considerable while. . . . . . and that there will be no-one to water the plants . . .