h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"I blame 2legs for . . .
everything that's not my fault"

You got it! , whips, bricks - one shilling, only on this thread!

nightmare at work!!!!

damn you 2legs

I blame 2legs for ... all the .. things... I was 'forced' to do this evening... and for all the non-sore bits on my body and for the sore bits too I guess

i blame 2legs for the one i have tonigh

we need a fraggle smiley??

thats your fault aswell 2legs

Blame 2legs! Blame 2legs for sixpence, everybody is welcome!

I blame 2legs that the economy has reduced the price of blames back into pre-decimal coinage and then by half.

blame 2legs!!!

3 blames a farthing

I blame 2legs for sauce on the car seat cover and the floor mat.

I blame 2legs for alarm clocks waking me up at 04.30; the lack of proper breakfast at the airport hotel this early morning; the need to eat at five o'clock in the morning; the bus transfer to the airport in the rain; the ridiculous queues at the airport and now the boring lounge where I'm stuck for another hour or so before take off.

But most of all I blame him for not telling the travel agent to avoid booking two day trips with stopovers at airport hotels. I'm convinced that if said travel agent had glanced east in stead of just south, they would have found a trip without stopovers.

I blame 2legs for my having run out of coffee, and of bacon and eggs... and romaine lettuce, and butter...

Run out of everything? Well, run outside and go shopping. Blame as many legs as you have.

Still got rice, pasta, a bit of cheese, marge, and a few other things... I blame 2legs for my needing to do a grocery shop.... I also blame 2legs for the delish cheese on toast I just had

I blame 2legs for the new shoes I couldn't resist buying.

Genetic coding, dear. Men in a foul mood drink , ladies brighten the day by buying shoes. You just blame 2legs for your XX genes and say they were exatly what you needed.

I was rather hoping that they might be just what a certain significant other might enjoy... but I can blame 2legs if I either fall off them, or they don't hit the mark.

ooo new shoes
Hmmm... strange....
I go out and buy shoes... then go and drink the beer in order to test the shoes out best of both worlds I like to think

I blame 2legs for the 'for sale' sign that has been on my house for weeks, despite me calling the Estate agents twice to tell em its on the wrong bluddy house...

I also blame 2legs for the 'for sale' sign, now no longer being on my house...

anyone have any idea what I shoudl do with this 'for sale' sign sitting in my downstairs hallway?

Yes, go and attach it to the Estate Agent's offices. See how they like it!

Tape it to your back?

Stupid idea, OK. Would be in the way of the cat o´ nine tails, can spoil a good evening´s aim. Blame my legs for not thinking.