h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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I blame 2legs for incomprehensible double-entedres!

I blame 2legs for tiredness, the extremely suggestive rude TXT messages my 'friend' is sending me, and for the extremely rude pornographic in nature Emails another 'friend' is sending me... no wonder I can't concentrate

The messages probably being in colour and 3D - blame as many legs as you got for not being able to properly watch the bread raising.

Well, at least it is not Stelios!!!



GT

I just made a lovely lasagna, with aubergines, onions, butter beans and tomatoes. I blame 2legs for the fact that there's no bacon in it, and for the fact that I wouldn't eat it if there were

I blame 2legs for indecision of what to have for dinner.

The easy way out might be to order a pizza instead...

Bacon pizza?

I blame 2legs for tiredness and stuff...

Pizza with everything. Tell your who to blame.

I blame 2legs for my nasty cold, and for the fact that I have shingles and also for the fact that I have to go shopping later, I have no money and it will result in my being all sore again. I blame 2legs for pain, it's not fun.

mini

Mice are tough. Mind - you´ll have to blame 2legs for dancing in the street singing Glora Gainor "I will survive"

Oh - lest I forget what is due to you.

I blame 2legs for the absence of shed-men and the lack of calls from tattoo-girls.

Or, indeed, tattoo men and shed girls.

I blame 2legs for the lack of phone calls from Cornish men offering me a job.

I blame 2legs for my day of wanton debauchery, my ravished appearance, extreme tiredness and sore bits of my body as a result of the new cane we tested I also blame 2legs for my being uanble to decide between having a nap or making food

Doesn't rubbing cream into sore bits take priority?

I blame 2legs for the humungous which leapt out of my clean washing!

I blame 2legs for the soddinuseless VAIO laptop I got for missus at last Crimbo.

Been back to SONY three times, and still goes faulty!!!


GT

cream? now you remind me of food again ... and naa... food took presidence over anything else... and I don't have any suitable cream... and if Idid... well the sensation is quite nice to keep for a while longer whilst it wears off
I blame 2legs for the very healthy looking spaggetti and tomato and cucumber and spring onion and romaine lettuce and tuna salad I had earlier, with grated organic chedder in fact... it was so healthy I feel like Ineed to combat it with a beer and some toast and butter I'm hpong I burnt off a fair few calories earlier today one way or another I blame 2legs for my skipping lunch today in favour of...
I also blame 2legs for my still being very tired

I blame 2legs for being totally knacked after last night/todays fiasco trying to fix my wife's totally s up laptop....




GT

I blame 2legs for being so tired, and yet it being far too early to consider going to bed ..

I blame 2legs for the fact that I should've been in bed half an hour ago...