h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm Misunderstood... I blame 2legs for tales of my angelicness being vastly overstated

I blame 2legs for the discovery of a lot of "new muscles" sore and aching after yesterdays Zumba class at the Sports Centre. I guess I'm getting too old for this...

Too old? Nonsense

I blame 2legs for the new loaf of bread I made today being overly tasty, and the consequence that its half finished already

I blame 2legs for sore eyes, and not having had any sights that make it worth while.

I blame 2legs for horny male cats not realising they're neutered.

I blame 2legs for the people who just rang my doorbell, who when I answered asked if they could buy my house... I had to tell them its not for sale, and the sign is on the wrong house... I was tempted though...

I blame 2legs for the fact that the zip on my jeans broke, so I have to go buy new ones

Take them to your local Asian repair shop. They will change the zip for a couple of quid!!


GT

I've a feeling they might be a bit thin on the ground where Mal is!

I blame 2legs for the sour milk.

I blame 2legs for the cold northerly blowing today - giving shivery intimations of the many months to come.

I blame 2 legs for the heat wave in Michigan- I have to sweat out 2 more days without an AC.

PS I do not blame 2legs for the lack of AC (I blame my wife for that, she says it's too expensive)

I blame 2legs for the smell of onion poppy seed bread rising in the kitchen

I blame 2legs for an overabundance of w*rk and general tiredness.

I'm hungry and I wanna go home!

I blame 2legs for the smell of bread baking coming from the kitchen... and for my being so tired that I'm considering a nap once the bread is finished cooking

Good idea 2legs....

Eating bread hot, fresh from the oven is not good for you.

Have a kip for an hour, then it will be warm, just right for melting butter on and bootiful!!


GT

I've heard that said before, about eating bread when its hot and just* out of the oven... though asides the difficulity of trying to slice it when you can hardly touch the loaf, I've never had any problems doing so ooo oughta be done soon (and yes I'll try leav it today as I want it to last a bit* longer this time and I've already had some toast earier for lunch )

I blame 2legs for cold weather, rain and Lynx insisting on waking me up at 4 am every morning

I blame 2legs for Michael O'Leary pulling out of George Best.

I blame 2legs for not understanding what Beatrice's blame is about.