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I'll be off soon....

As soon as I have had another glass of ......

And it is nearly Thursday!!!


GT

I'll be off soon, too. As soon as I remove a doggy, catty thing from the bed. 2legs, was there nowhere better to put that?

I also blame 2legs for the fact that the pretty patterns on the pages of the book I'm reading were made by a paper-munching beast.

A doggy Catty thing?! Surely no... not the dogcat ? *hides under the duvet*
I blame 2legs for how tasty this bread I made is, when toasted, with butter, and smoked chedder on it

Not quite this, no:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nOk9Fi6gKQ

Oh dear, I fear that Max is in fact a rather large cat-dog!

2legs! How could you!

Catdog! you Found Catdog!
I blame 2legs for that catchy tune despite its poor quality recording

It's never too early to go to bed, and it's never too late to get up.

Or is it the other way around?

No way whatsoever am I going to blame 2legs for my big sister being really very poorly at the moment.

But it's his fault if the beetroot goes off.

Max isn't *too* cat-like. Except maybe in the cat o' nine tails sense, with that whip of a tail!

I blame 2legs for contineuing tiredness and soreness at various bodily locations, plus my suddenly realising how long it is since I last went out for a drink too long...

I blame 2legs for me having to compose a rather large posting.








GT

I blame 2legs for long days at w*rk, lack of Lair Cats and cold weather.

I blame 2legs for my new skinny jeans being too tight, so tight around the knees that I can't bend them

Knickerbockers better perhaps? ( Blame 2legs for the idsa )

idea

Would have been better, definitely. Sadly they are not in vogue at the moment. Next time I buy jeans I will try walking in them, rather like one does with shoes... until then it is 2legs fault.

Blame 2legs for any fashion you can think about and add a good bashing.
Perhaps getting the jeans wet and doing knee bends might help? (no joke, used to work with leathers)

Olive oil might help? I blame 2legs for having to wait for the bread to rise and then bake before I can eat any

I am worried that they might get even tighter if wet. Olive oil 2legs? I shouldn't ask, should I?

Aww c´m on! He´s uniyekable for saying he uses olive oil in the kitchen and not telling what else he does there.

I blame 2legs for . . .
everything that's not my fault

... and for me developing one of those obsessions with 2legs that I've read about