h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oo cat o nine tails Not got to use... err have used apon oneself one of those in ages... I'm quite partial to this new 'school cane' type cane I have at the moment though I could do with a new decent riding crop and a new studded paddle

I blame 2legs for the expense of BDSM and my inability with handycraft meaning I ain't no good at making 'home made' equivelents

Buy a table saw and an overhead router. Might give you very nice new ideas.

Secret tip across sexual borders : look before you lick.

But... where's the supprise in that anyhow... how you ment to 'look' when you've been blindfolded...?

I blame 2legs for SEO and PR (page rank, not the voting thinggy... though that as well whilst I'm at it,, and AP for good luck too), and keyword density.

>>Post: 15289
Posted 16 Hours Ago by Amy Pawloski aka paper lady-Mufflewhump info here
I blame 2legs for sauce on the car seat cover and the floor mat.<<

That's ok. There's HP sauce all over mine. And I suppose it's 2legs' fault.

I blame 2legs for hangovers.


I know, hardly an earth-shattering "hold the front page!" style revelation, is it.

I blame 2legs that the future tenses of French verbs seems to have disappeared into a black hole in my skull. I blame him that I used babelfish to translate 'finiras' in Bea's new tagline.

I blame 2legs for the 'long dark teatime of the soul' which today very much looks like being...

"You got it! , whips, bricks - one shilling, only on this thread!"

One shilling sounds reasonable to me...

*takes two bricks and rubs them together, making one of the worst noises in the universe (imho)*

Two people punished for the price of one...

Oh cruel 2legs, did you have to wreck my weekend at the last minute like that? How could you?

oo, what's happened? I blame 2legs for the deasil powered dog adn the chinchilla waltz, and the bondage pony, and the metal bondage pony, and for the imminant arrival of the cats from mars.

and robot chipmunks too?


- oh I just got my hopes up about someone, but they have been cruelly dashed.

Oh... definatley the robots too...

I blame two legs for not reminding me about International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Now I've missed it.

(I mentioned it in my journal a few days before hnad )
I blame 2legs for ovens that arn't big enough

I blame 2legs for my new neighbours who appear to congregating outside my garden, sitting on footpaths smoking, painting my railings, and doing "something" in the middle of the road.

I blame 2legs for DJ making a mess of the Lair and eating most of my food (except the not anymore fresh veggies) while I was abroad .

...children... especially grown up male ones...

I blame 2legs for pinching my AGAIN!!!!!




GT

I blame 2legs for something or other

Amnesia?