h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yesterday, I wanted to blame 2legs for Alzheimer's disease, but I forgot.

http://www.alz.co.uk/adi/wad/

As long as you always remember to blame whatsisname I don´t think you have Oldtimers´ .

Hey, you know what they say: the first sign that you have it is when you can't remember Mr Alzheimer's first name...

I blame 2legs for my having discovered knitting patterns websites, and thinking ooh, this is coooool!
http://www.historyweaver.org/2008/06/flying-spaghetti-monster.html

I blame 2legs for hunger, and my never being able to leave w*rk

However I don't blame him for my soon going to Seville and a mini meet organised by azahar, I only blame him for the trouble of finding flight tickets.

I blame 2legs for the accident earlier involving my tryign to move the top shelf in the oven, whilst it was on... and the resulting very oddly shaped loaf of bread which was sitting on the lower shelf and which got a bit of a hair cut during the shelf moving procedures
I also blame 2legws for tireness and sleepyness and tasty rolls

I blame 2legs for my going to bed early last night and so missing the approval of my neologism.

I blame 2legs for a female work colleague wearing (simultaneously) a very hort floaty skirt AND an extremely low-cut top. How's a chap s'posed to get any w*rk done!

I blame 2legs for the cost to the economy of people spending all their time leching rather that working.

I blame 2legs that it is years since I made any jam

I blame 2legs for the clear (from this thread), threat that women of the female gender pose to the economy, with all their curvy bits and in and outy bits and all their skimpy showing flesh clothing, its not any wonder most men in the workplace can't get any work done
I blame 2legs for my being relaly hungry but unable to decide waht to make for dinner

I blame 2legs for making me while I was at w*rk

"the resulting very oddly shaped loaf of bread which ... got a bit of a hair cut during the shelf moving procedures"



I blame 2legs for distractions at w*rk including food, h2g2, and women of the female gender and other variations thereof.

I blame 2legs for Tyson moulting into his winter-warmer coat....


And the thousands of dog-hairs floating all over the place......

In my coffee...
In my butties...
In my baccy.....

AND IN MY !!!!!

SACRELIDGE TYSON!!!SACRELIDGE!!!



GT

I have to leave for the airport in less than an hour, but I've not yet packed my bag.

I'm using the laptop that needs to go in it to post about this state of affairs on the internet.

I blame 2legs!

Have you packed yet?

I blame 2legs for vagueness about stuff.

Yes, I'm about to board the plane. Once I've checked hootoo. I blame 2legs for mobile broadband!

I blame 2legs for tiredness and stuff...

I blame 2legs for forward contracts.

I blame 2legs for the boringness of airports.

I blame 2legs for my life being as interesting as an airport this year

I blame 2legs for sticking gremlins in the mechanics of my car so something else goes wrong everytime I just get it back from the garage. Stick them somewhere else please matey!

MC