h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As long as you blame 2legs instead of your legs I guess...well, actually I guess I started something I better not keep on waffling.

Lanza; I'll get the flight tommorrow and be with you the next day I blame 2legs for idle threats

2legs the welcome bottle of is already chilled.

Get yourself lots of everything - finally someone to do the kitchen!

Promise him bread Lanza, then he'll turn up!

If you buy the flour and yeast and salt and thigns, I'll bring my bread tins... Hmm.... do you think they'd let me bring my bread tins through customs?

Don´t carry leftthreaded cigs in them...you might be late for having had to agree to a thorogh search.

Ooo maybe if I act shiftily enough I can get a 'througher search' performed... just for fun
and I don't do much in the way of lefthanded cigarettes these days... not like I used to anyhow, my body doesn't seem to 'process' it quick enough and I just end up so tired the day after I can't get anything done... now.... things which the body processes a bit quicker... that is another matter
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I blame 2legs for it being Bacon time!

Oh yes, that reminds me! Bring some bacon with you in your luggage when you come over here 2legs. This foreign stuff isn't the same.

Smoked Danish back? and some maple cured Danish back?

Now c´m on - here´s someone from county Lippe, Germany! Nowadays (just for the tourists) we even wait until the pigs are dead before smoking them!

I blame 2legs that I feel compelled to point out that he's been going to visit here since before I was pregnant with my oldest, and thus for *much* longer than Lanza's been on h2g2 Though I suppose it wouldn't have to be a direct flight...

So let´s blame 2legs for not being able to fly by just flapping his ears.

I blame 2legs for my presumption in trying to usurp Amy's prior claim over a visit by 2legs.

I blame 2legs for the long-awated (or feared), "2legs badger tornado world tour" which unfortunately seems on indefinate hold until I get my life sorted out

I also blame 2legs for my lazyness is just ordering out for a takeaway, despite my firm conviction that anythign* with salad is, by association, therefore calory free.

I also blame 2legs for the often contradictory nature of my diet, with proper* home made real* food and waht must be really quite poor ingreidiants in takeaway junk food I just hope I've got the balance right between the two

I also blame 2legs for my not remembering where I saw the lentil and bacon soup recipie on here the other day

2legs - leave the bacon rind on during cooking. Blame yourself for decent soup having enough calories for my waistline wanting to blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for the irritating slowness of hootoo tonight!!


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Its quiet too... Doesn't seem particularly slow at the moment from here; But I did get a few server errors earlier, whilst on a differt bit of the BBC web-site, so maybe they're having a few problems somewhere near the vacinity of the ham[p]ster cage

I blame 2legs for my being starving hungry.... and now being overly* full and feeling very tired from eating too much

I blame 2legs for the pile of oven chips I just ate with loads of salt and vinegar And the fact I can convince myself they are slimming..I mean they are oven chips..