h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sadly no one else for me to share the bed with... tonight... Or I might be more inclined to have gone up to bed earlier for which I blame 2legs

I blame 2legs for meetings.


Honestly, who wouldn't?

Idiot from last year holds speech from last year?
Blame 2legs.

Is it 2legs's fault that I don't understand your post, Pit?

Love, you know I can´t do it in a language known to intelligent people, aka French...I meant the idiots making the meeting five hours longer by talking same old merde again and again and...

Oh! I wouldn't know if they repeated the same things as last itme, as it was my first.... I'll tell you in a month or so, when I go to the next one.

"... as last *TIME*".

I blame 2legs for typos.

I wood aslo like to blame 2legs for typos

2legs...you´re the only known specimen of a genetic typo we all love.

I blame 2legs for my needing to make bread, before I can eat anything today, and for my not being able to bake bread until lodger's done his washing up

I blame 2legs for oversleeping and bad coffee.

tb, any ideas about the sort of kitchen contraptions 2legs has? Sounds interesting...

I don't really go in for much as regards kitchen contraptions... if it can be done with a 'gizmo', or a simple mixing bowl, I'll using teh simple mixing bowl I blame 2legs for my bass guitar... and the other bass guitar...

Just play the "Peter Gunn" theme when your lodger is sleeping - he won´t remembber who to blame.

I did intend to 'man up', but accidentally 'big girl's blouse'd' up instead. We all know who put the influence on me to do it.

I blame 2legs for not getting the word out that it will soon be 42 Day
(binary 10~10~10).
Of to check Google earth on path to 42 degrees 42 minutes and 42 Seconds Latitude.

I blame 2legs for Mafia Wars.

I blame 2legs for it being 1.35 AM, and my having a strange overwelming urge to go into the kitchen and start baking bread and I've already made bread once today... Maybe I should retrain as a baker, it'd be 'sensible' working hours for someone with my weird sleep patturns
I also blame 2legs for the person who tried to break into our house earlier... well I think he'd come to the wrong door as his key didn't work on my door

2legs, bakers haven´t kept bakers´ hours for years. The goods that look like plastic and taste like cardboard (you know who to blame)are prebaked in large factories and just warmed over in a stinky oven behind the shop.

I blame 2legs for being all alone once more - the hootoo visitor has flown!