h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It has just taken me 45 minutes getting back here after hootoo crashed out on me....

Who's Fault???


2legs of course!



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They're actually pretty healthy... seriously look at the ingredient/nutrition information on em...
Sadly, I must blame 2legs for my takeaway this evening being anything other than low calory

I only got off work at 7.30, so it was 8.15 by the time I'd eaten, changed, and set out to visit Bea for her 42 day party. I never made it, because my car wouldn't start - the starter won't turn over, and it makes a strange sort of flappy noise. A new starter would cost more than the value of my car...

Then I came back inside - and decided I needed the I'd been saving for a special occasion. It was gone. (My favourite kind. I'd know if I'd eaten it, because I bought it in Germany and set it aside just for when I really needed that kind. The others in the multipack are still there.)

Usually, it's KB that goes and eats things from my cupboard, completely at random, but he's not been here since I went to Germany, and neither has anyone else that I actually invited into my flat. It's not the missing chocolate that bothers me so much as the fact that someone came in here and took it! I generally don't lock the door - it's in a staff-only area - but might have to start doing so now.

I blame 2legs!

Awww, thats really horrible and not on.... here have some virtual special and a no fair your choc went and someone took it... that isn't nice at all... and no fair your car couldn't get you along to the meet : as I remember your not exactly somewhere where there is any kind of transport, and probalby not that time of night either

I blame 2legs for horrible things liek that happening to nice people...

I blame 2legs that my (and some friends of mine) plan to have me "kidnapped" for a makeover on my husband's birthday has to be changed, as Tom will be out of town that day I can't exactly tell him to reschedule because there's a surprise planned...

"Usually, it's KB that goes and eats things from my cupboard, completely at random"

Is denying that going to do any good?

But if the special brand is called Moser Roth I've a small bar here you gave me. I'm more than happy to give it up for a friend in need!

I blame 2legs for Amazon trying to bankrupt me I so need* that* bowl for my bread making... but its nearly forty quid!

Aww, thanks leggsy and KB But no, it wasn't that kind.

I got my car fixed, though. Fortunately, I have breakdown cover on my insurance, so they sent a man with a tow truck. Luckily, we didn't need the tow truck. It turned out to be a flat battery, of sorts. I'd been driving the car just two days ago, the lights came on, the radio worked, just the starter wouldn't turn over. It turned out there were only 10V coming off the battery when it should've been 12, enough to mess with my motor, but not the rest. So he exchanged the battery - he said it might work if I drove around a bit and charged it up, but I'd have this problem again and again, because it was the original battery from 1996! I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

Now I blame 2legs for the electrician having ripped out all my heaters, the new radiators not coming until the end of the week, and the mess the electrician left!

I blame 2legs that, although I was trying to be confusing elsewhere, what I was meaning was figured out and commented on in about 5 minutes

I blame 2legs for waking up..and not being sure if its a question of waking up early..or a question of getting off late, and being a bit tossing and turning...

Back to beddy byes..I think is the best plan..and not get woken up to much by engaging in a convo with Taff, who is trying to stay awake..

not true

buzzing on

Oooh, those fancy coffee drinks you have there look tasty.

I blame 2legs for expensive coffee drinks and transposing instruments.

Transposing notesheets? You need to be stupid but stubborn - blame 2legs if you aren´t.

I might be stupid enough; I only hope I'm stubborn enough.

Let´s hope you are. It´s definitely not the way to earn millions - but to hear the whole band playing all in the same key. .
I do of course blame 2legs.

I blame 2legs for how horrible it is, having to go 'into town' to do things, and for my having just having had to do exactly that

2legs - less calories might make life easier for as many legs as you have.

The main problem with going into town is not being able to walk proper.... too many people just standing about in the bluddy way and taking up space.... if it wasn't for all the idiots and homeless people selling big issue clogging up the streets we'd have done what we needed to do in half the time I blame 2legs for how warm it was out today

Have a cool drink or three while thinking about what to cook.

I blame 2legs for workmen who were supposed to turn up at our flat at 8.30AM not turning up till 3PM. Meanwhile, electricians came at 11AM, expecting said workmen to have started work.......

Then told that work would carry on tomorrow (Shopping day!) They were peeved when we said 'NO'!

So, they will come back Friday......

Also they had the temerity to moan cos we had been complaining to housing association for non-appearance as promised!!!

ALL!!!!

2legs fault!!!



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