h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for potato-munching pig-dogs!

I blame 2legs for not cooking any proper dinner for me today. Left over birthday and likewise left over clam risotto is not enough to feed a hungry grown up

I blame 2legs for being hungry.

Makes tomato butties!!!



GT

I blame 2legs for DVD-boxes and subsequent lack of sleep

I blame 2legs for the footprint of an ancient larma, set fast in the esturine mud flats, awash with the myriad marching feet of the tree lions, as they scan the landscape for a single uniform notion of the unmissible and mistaken fast food burger of eternity.

It was the llamas rampaging through my utility room who broke my freezer. They have forced me to purchase a new one and the council are going to charge me to take away the new one.

For this and the very damp floor I blame 2legs

Of course I blame 2legs for the obvious mistake in my last posting. The council will charge me for taking away the OLD freezer.

Errr.....

Granny!

Buy your new freezer from the right place, and THEY will take away the knac*kered one!!!!!



GT

I blame 2legs for fog, lousy newly opened parcel of ground and due to caffeine abstinence.

He'd better take a walk to the grocer's and buy me some new ground coffee

I blame 2legs for my ridiculous script, which contains a one-page monologue on the Boer Wars - even though it's a Living History script for an Irish linen mill

Blame 2legs for my being a bit puzzled there...will an explanation be forthcoming? If not, I´ll know who to blame.

I'm just worried that the audience will be boered.

Arrgghhh - can one get augered for an evil pun?

(I'm busy striking about 2/3 of that script. It's still too long. And I've not even started learning it yet, though I need it tomorrow... Blame 2legs! )

"It´s still too long"...wonderful. Blame 2legs for your trying to write something you believe even idiots might understand.

"Master, the Cotton mill workers are out on strike, they say they want more bacon and won't return to work until they get any!"
"What, this means war!"
... thence started the boar war...

I blame 2legs for my sore nose and a day of persistent rain.

I blame 2legs for my persistent nose and a day of sore rain...

I also blame 2legs for thefantastic looking and smelling loaf of herb and sessamy seed wholemeal bread I baked earlier today and for the sudden realisation that I've not yet for some reason given into the temptation to cut a bit of and either put butter on and eat it, or toast a bit and then put butter on and eat it
I also blame 2legs for my wobble bass line

Actually it could well have been that way round!

Resisting having a slice of that bread, now I've suggested the idea to myself... is getting more tempting by the minute
I blame 2legs for culinary sexual and all other forms of temptation