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I blame 2legs for the very morish bottle of Jamican rum that arrived Tuesday, and which I drunk Tuesday night and into Wednesday morning I blame 2legs for the resultant hangover all day wednesday, and my then having to go out drinking wednesday evening, and then consequently sitting here at the PC realising that its now thursday and I really oughta go to bed in order I can turn up to vote bearing some kind of resembalance to a human...

Re Pit's post n°14596 :

It seems I should blame 2legs for my being alive.

That wasn´t meant like that! But anything to give 2legs a good whacking for, right?

Oooooo I get a good wacking? Is that a promise?

I blame 2legs for tiredness and sausages.

I blame you for my getting flak for allegedly talking in three languages two of which I don´t speak at all...and for my being 57 as per quarter past midnight.

Y´ see, we got this kind of interlegtchuals in the ´net who believe everybody else is clever too... NO, I´m not looking towards Reims, really I´m not!

I blame 2legs for misundertandings, then!
As good an excuse as any, really.

I blame 2legs for the apparent lack of blames lately.

I also blame him for my most likely not being able to attend the upcoming HooToo meet in London . Tomorrow I'll have my coronary arteries filled with some non-radiolucent dye and I fear I will be grounded after that.

2legs - how could you do this?

I blame 2legs for the lack of blames probably being as a result of the new UK government... when the torys are in power they take the blame for eveverything... though... strangely... I am tempted to say that is, in itself, 2legs' fault

I blame 2legs for the fact that we'll have to schedule another meet!

Also for the fact that I've had a sore back for the past several days, and a toothache, and now I managed to pinch my hand in a cupboard, so my fingernail is blue and purple. It's just not my week

I blame 2legs for "Extra staff to help out", and the fact that it's like finding jobs for a three-year-old to do that will a) keep them occupied, b) make them feel like they are being helpful, and c) give them no opportunity to bugger up anything important.

I got things done quicker and less stressfully without such help!

I blame 2legs for Metal Machine Music.

I blame 2legs for metal machine music playing through my HiFi.... hmmmm.... I also blame 2legs for it being supper time

I blame 2legs for the fact that I can't afford to go to Hull..


GT

Metal Machine Music playing through your hifi? Just twiddle with the wires and you'll find it's actually Abba

In that case I'd recommend leaving the wires alone.

I blame 2legs for the affairs of the heart

I blame 2legs for my stumbling attempts at offering advice while cider is coursing rampantly through my veins.

S'okay hd - mine appears to be coursing with some rather tasty wine. I can't say what sort - for which 2legs bears the blame

I blame 2legs for 2millabands and for my sleepyness and tiredness and ickyness