h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for letting my favourite sunhat blow away, whilst I had both hands full of shopping.

I blame 2legs for not being here!

I blame 2legs for not being there.

I blame 2legs for not being everywhere.

Where am I?

You're not here either Just not good enough 2legs!

But, if I'm not there, or there, or there, then where am I?

I blame 2lgs for unknown whereabouts.

I blame 2legs for lack of food in the house...

I blame 2Legs for the fact that the Shakespeare's Head have moved table 42 to the middle of the pub. Or, as 2Legs would probably say, closer to the bar.

I blame 2legs offering bacon sandwiches in another thread, thus making me realise it's time for lunch.. - and yet he's not here to prepare lunch for me

2legs, you naughty boy!

I blame 2legs for my just being made to realise, in another thread, that it is lunch time... and then realising that I have bacon... and for my not being there to make lunch for DQ

I blame 2legs for migraines.

Evil nasty horrible creatures.

mini

I blame 2legs for the headachey bit of the migrine having gone long before the general feeling of bleh Actually definatley nearly fully better now, but can't deicde if I should go to the pub or not I also blame 2legs for laundry and hoovers that don't suck very well

I blame 2legs for suddenly remembering an old college drinking song that involved the word "hoover".

I blame 2legs for a breakfast of eggs, buttermilk biscuits (or perhaps scones?), and oysters in a cheese sauce.

I blame 2legs for wild garlic. I just picked some to make pesto out of, and the entire flat smells very garlicky

I blame 2legs not telling Mala the garlic will keep away from her habitat...

True...

I blame 2legs for the 'Server Too Busy' message I get each time I want to post. This is my sixth attempt to post this message.



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I blame 2legs for whatever sport it is that people are talkign about on 606 which means that we're getting the server busy messages here and for volcanic ash and holes in my jeans, and for the hole in my shoe which is letting in water, letting in water,