h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I blame 2legs for the airport at Inverness being closed today!!



GT

Oh, sure. Next you'll be blaming 2legs for volcanos.

I blame 2legs for gandalfstwin blaming 2legs and for circular logic, and circles, and other geometrical shapes.

I blame 2legs that my brain has appeared to go on vacation today and not taken me with it!

Happens to all of us. Blame 2legs for it mostly happening to the civil servant you´re just trying to talk to.

I blame 2legs for the sunny weather on a working day.


And also for the unexpected bounciness of my new shoes.

Blame 2legs for my loving everything bouncy about stunning girls in spring. dear!

I blame 2legs for the fact you're here and we could have a chat if it wasn't for lunchtime (which is also here).

Bon appetit.

I blame 2legs for volcanoes. They're disrupting my life at the moment.

RF

Tell 2legs to tell them not to. If that doesn´t help you know who to blame.

I blame 2legs for the huge load of baconised pasta the canteen lady put on my plate and thus made me eat. I could do with a nap, but hospital policy does not endorse naps during w*rking hours.

I blame 2legs for the fact that I just found my boss fast asleep in his car. (Which was parked, fortunately.)

Why was he fast asleep in his car when he should have been fast asleep in his office?

I blame 2legs for real estate investors.

I blame 2legs for empty fridge and princess's aversion of further cat adoptions.

I blame 2legs for the Axis of Awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I

I blame 2legs for the fact that I just told my colleagues I really enjoyed working with them, but none of them would shake my hand.

Of course, it might be to do with the fact that I was feeding half-burned logs to the bonfire at the time, and was covered in soot.

Only soot? It could have been something more agricultural, so maybe they're just clean-freaks.

I blame 2legs for people who don't return phone calls.

I blame 2legs for one female colleague leaving, another on a long time sick leave due to work related causes and a third thinking about accepting a job offer from another place.

2legs ought to kick my boss in his (other word for donkey)!

Mule???????????????







GT

No, a mule is the result of an amorous liaison between a horse and a donkey. The other word for donkey is burro.

I blame 2legs for the wiring in the bathroom, and for the sparking light, and the possibility of a short.